[Collect Rewards!] Dear Valentine~ By: Scorchmist
Just saying, none of it is true. (No offence @Doc )
Dear @Doc,
u are the the love of my life
u give me my power
u keep the forums safe
which is why i brought u a flower
u saw me when i was first born (first went on the forums)
u were very nice
u didnt hate me
i will remember u for the rest of my life
(i hope i win!!!)
Thank you for helping this community grow as a whole, someone of you are the first to post, the awkward one that posts weird things and the funny commenter that warms everyone’s heart. This community would be nothing without these people.
Without them where would the t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶e̶a̶s̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ ̶r̶a̶n̶k̶ our future Regulars (maybe moderators) get the friendly experience that welcomes them to the forums.
So, I would like to thank all Regulars and moderators.
–Archivic
PS (Totally not a shitpost in order to win)
PSS (Seriously)
This letter is definitely not taken or whatever.
Dear @Scorchmist,
9 Months and 7 Days ago
An awesome guild was founded.
It was called "Imperials Reborn"
And soon it would be grounded
Indeed it had potential,
To be the best around.
But its destiny sadly,
was never destined to be profound.
But there were some good people
Who became good friends
Too bad the whole guild
Had to come to an end.
But sometimes there are ties
That just run in too deep
And sometimes there are friends
That you can always keep!
Wish you a happy valentines day Scorch!
ok fine. so many people want to do me! Ill add me along with the other former regs.
@moderators can u delete msg 28-48 for the offtopicness ?
To Player reading this
You look amazing
Your sexy
I love you
A lot
Enjoy this affection
Lots of kisses xxxxxxx
And a heart <3
~ CPM
Dear piggby
I love you <3
I love your Sprite work
I love your paintings
I love you when you oink
I love you when you eat (you look so cute)
I love you when you sleep (you look so cute)
I love your smell
I love you when your fried
I love you when your baked
I love you when your stewed
I love you when your baked
I love you when strips of your meat is seasoned then fried
I love you when your flayed and your skin deep fried
I love you when your meat is cooked then shredded and put in between 2 buns
I love you when a section of your belly is cut out, then rubbed with salt and then baked until your skin starts to bubble
I love you when your baked and your fats melt and start to deep fry you
I love the colour of your blood it’s red like this 
I love your squeals of pain
Every time I see you I just
Wanna poke you
Wanna strangle you
Wanna skewer you
Wanna gorge your eyes out
Wanna squish you
Wanna smash you
Wanna tear out your entrails and defacate all over it
So be my valentine, we can make a new pig fanfic to replace my old one.
Credits to @Akalem for that last bit
And also my old guild mate josh for the pig fanfic
@Trofimowen
My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.
Oh I’ve done BMJ multiple times in the past under multiple different aliases.
dear someone,
i like your jokes.
they make me laugh
proof: hahahahahahhaha
help me win this please
from, me
I can write it to any reg or fallen reg tho right? not just the ones mentioned on that list?
Dear Console,
Thank you for defending me when times got rough,
when people disagreed
When you thought that I had had enough
and pressed you Enter key.
You wrote a message that saved my pride,
and helped me through and through
you told the forum was a safe place to abide,
and for that I thank you.
To @Shaxasno
[center]One day I saw you[/center]
[center]Leading a great group of men[/center]
[center]Who were leveling [/center]
[center]You lead them with skill[/center]
[center]Setting a trail to follow [/center]
[center]So that they were safe[/center]
[center]I knew you were nice[/center]
[center]But helping them level up[/center]
[center]Was extremely kind[/center]
[center]It was at this time[/center]
[center]That my respect for you grew[/center]
[center]So I joined the group[/center]
[center]The loss of your knight [/center]
[center]Saddened me greatly because [/center]
[center]I had made a priest. [/center]
[center]I hope for you now [/center]
[center]To make another great knight.[/center]
[center]I will be your priest.[/center]
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Seriously though, make a knight so I can play Priest and know that I am doing something!