[Collect Rewards!] Dear Valentine~ By: Scorchmist


#89

How do u know?!?!?!
but i know healingbob irl
and who are u?


#90

Boy Scouts friend?


#91

YEA HOW DO U KNOW ALL THIS XO :0 GETTING STALKED
who are u???!!!


#92

I may or may not know HealingBob irl kappa.


#93

do u go to lynbrox
:0 did he say he haxed me?


#94

What is a Lynbrook?


#95

Its a schoolā€¦ HOW DO U KNOW HIM! btw do u know awesomeempi? idk who u are


#96

Oh do you mean B-Sue the cross country scrub?


#97

The forum community may not always be so great,
But on the game thereā€™s still more hate.
Great people like Mynamerr,
And also cool people like Aser.
Who could forget you Scorchmist?
Iā€™m just reading names off the comment list.


#98

I feel like you are pmā€™ing @HealingBob and trying to confirm my true identity.


#99

I saw this after a long time, but yeah @Selimmm! I remember that day well.

It was after I had lost my 6/8 paladin and my 6/8 priest in a span of about one hour. I was hoping for compassion, understanding, and maybe even a little help. (Free itenz, pl0x)

In this moment of dire need, I spotted @Shaxasno. Up till that point, I had never posted on these forums before. I only stalked them, and through just reading them, I got to know Selimmmā€™s, Shaxasnoā€™s, and @Scorchmist characters without even talking to them. (I swear, you guys post so much!)

So I approached Shaxasno for the first time and asked her to level me. I met Selimmm too, and we both just followed her around for approximately thirty seconds. She even gathered a group of loyal followers behind her, and we worshipped her wizard like a godā€¦

Until she teleported to some random guy and got into a random dungeon, effectively killing all of our dreams. She led us for about 40 seconds, proving her ā€œgreatā€ leadership.

Sorry for the novel. :stuck_out_tongue:


#100

Dear @Shaxasno <3
You are one of my favorite Regulars
You always do the cool XO face that i am not cool enough to post
You are very daring and wore your bracer
You make very nice stories


You should make another one
You are cool with your santa hat on your profile pic
<3
from,
DANMONEY


#101

Thees, did I end up giving you any gear? I have some for you if you want.


#102

Dear @Shatter </3
Hello, you are the most generous reg
You gave out a lot of things during christmas
I didnt win anything
You gave someone who lost a pixie a pixie
You are nice(and rich)
You are cool
From,
DANMONEY


#103

@Mynamerr

ay yo heres a love letter : 3
(my rhyme scheme is ABABABABABā€¦)


so i joined the forums, oh not much time ago

but when i tried to spread my love about staples they called me a ho

i tried and tried (and yes i guess it was annoying)

so i guess, er... mr eyeball wasnt really enjoying

all my stapler comments on this forum

but i knew someday someone was gonna enjoy 'em 

and i made a thread which might soon be gone

but then a post about staplers i stumbled upon

it was colorfully titled, "stapler porn"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(dont report me on that )

and from that day on, i solemly sworn

that one day i would forever praise this poster

but at the same time i didnt want to sound like a boaster.

this to you, who made me see red staplers in a different way,

oh, my deepest condolences i must pay,

to you @mynamerr, who tolerated my staplers

and now, to you , i must remove my boxers

hope you enjoyed!
thanks for the red staplers ;)

Your fan,
ilikzerice

edit: (realized boxers doesnt rhyme with staplers now but what line can i do do that end with "grey pillars"?)

#104

Dear @Scorchmist </3
Your deals are overpriced
5 vit for a life!?!?!?!?!?! XO
That is overpriced
You are cool
Ty for hosting this competition
i hope i win
from,
DANMONEY


#105

:smile:

No, nobody gave me gear. Donā€™t worry though, Iā€™m doing fine now. I had to sell my secret stash of 8 UBHPs, but Iā€™m starting to re-max again. Oh, and I forgot: after losing all that, I lost my last 6/8 (a warrior) and my backup knight (a 4/8). I literally had 0 maxed characters left when I started maxing five days ago. It was pretty damn rough :sob:[img]

By the way, before somebody starts blazing me and my lack of chests, I stored all my UBHPs on a mule. Theyā€™re basically all from just pure farming; I used to run abbys like a madmab before Deca nerfed the defense drop. Thatā€™s literally what enabled me to buy that Oryx set as well (the one I - sob - died with).


#106

Nice! You sure you donā€™t need gear? I got some sweet gear my friend!

(Also, you left the Shax XP train too early! It got really fun!)


#107

What. Is. This. Poem.

Iā€™m done.


#108

is it good?