He just said he wasn’t hungry.
[Collect Rewards!] Dear Valentine~ By: Scorchmist
Literature
#171
so if u finish eating dinner and you arent hungry, but it’s your birthday, you’re not gonna eat the cake?
Thees
#173
Oh come on, @Selimmm. People like you! You just don’t see that they like you… 
So let me write you a feel-better poem.
An Ode to Selimmm
I was still a new player, lost on the beach,
And people were jeering at me, calling me a leech,
When I saw an eagle just standing on the sand;
It had a Santa hat on, and it looked so grand.
I was immediately moved, and I set out to look
For the owner of this majestic pet that I saw near a brook.
I found a lonely priest sitting near a rock.
He was rich, and powerful, but he was lost in shock.
He was a friendly man, but alas, to no avail;
He had no willing friends to give him some Valentine’s mail.
So I undertook this mission, which you have just read,
And I hope that you too spread love going ahead.
@Shaxasno I’ll try to do one for you next about your failed XP train.
XSpinATKx
#179
And now for a meaningful critique.
I’m not sure anyone would call you a leech for being on the beach.
You indirectly roasted @Selimmm by saying he never recieved Valentine mail. Not that I did.
Did you write this out of pity or true love for @Selimmm? It kind of rubbed me the wrong way, but I’m sure I’m the only one.
Selimmm
#180
wait-wait wait wait wait wait…
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CALLED MY EAGLE UGLY!! XO
but thanks for the valentine haha.
i can’t wait
GAMESONLY
#181
@Doc <3
I slashed through vicious spiders in one fell swoop for you.
I stabbed a block of gelatin and carved it for you.
I shot down a magical moth in a magical forest for you.
I ruined a man’s crazy science hobby with a magic wand for you.
I defeated the once omnipotent Oryx with his own sword for you.
I was Gandalf for you. Yes, I was the legend himself, for you.
The many trials I faced were fueled by my want for you.
So, I present you,
For all that you have done, for me.
For all, for the community.
It’s a token of my appreciation.
For you. All for you.
LucLe
#182
@Doc your heart radiates love, and your smiles can light up the room. May you have good fortune on your journey to 8/8, and may you recieve help along the way. I reach out my hand as a sign of encouragement, so you keep strong on your way to the top 20 fame leaderboard. In reality, all you got to do is jump into a fame train 24/7 and get some nice equips. Just do that, might be easier anyway. Sorry, off topic… back to the original post! So Doc as I get on one knee I ask, “Can I leech you?”
XturtleX
#185
Dear RealmEye forums,
without all your sarcasm and endless stream of shitposts
I would probably finish my homework much faster and be in bed 2 hours earlier than usual
but it’s all good
Sincerely,
turtle
Ilikzerice
#187
ok idk if i can do more than one but this ones out to @Scorchmist
as i have said, i love staplers but i guess some people dont
at first i didn't care because i said i won't
but then i saw an awful reply on a thread
the sight of it made me want to go dead,
it was along the lines of, "yo can i block this guys posts"
and he continued to assault me with well placed roasts
i said, "its over", and i quit rotmg to play farmville
i checked the forum, mr eyeball had sent my posts to the landfill
i raged, threw my keyboard against the wall
my mom went complete apeshit because i started to bawl ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Pardon my language
she banned me from my pc and i thought it was all over
i was contemplating doing crack with the stoner
but, then, i realized there is something more to life
theres weebing, overwatch, and getting a wife~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(or waifu idk)
i also realized, for someone, i must make amends
for spamming the forums with my random comments
sure, ill keep posting random crap about staplers
but, before, i saw the world in black and white colors
now, i realize there is more to this world than just staples
theres much more than jsut rotmg forums and bagels
so i must apologize dearly to you, @Scorchmist
for making engraged mind almost wish
that i didn't have a **cool** stapler obsession
but i did just because i wanted attention
so, now i must say my final words
i wont post as much stapler and get on your nerves
love,
ilikzerice :3
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ok tbh i didnt want attention i just thinks staplers r really really cool
hope u like it scorchy : 3
[OK NOW I REALIZE AMENDS AND COMMENTS DONT RHYME BUT WHATEVER PRETEND THAT THEY DO PLEASE]