Corrupt-a-Wish

#869

granted but now you have no arms

I wish for the power to stop and start time at will

#870

but then you lost your memory of how to do that, so you get stuck in time

uhh something

#871

Granted, but now its BAD something >:^)

I wish I had ARMS

#872

granted but then you lose them

I wish for [use your imagination]

#873

omg… you …

no, i dont give it to you, b/c its annoying me…

to punch xaklor

#874

oh you think YOU have the moral high ground?

insert 40 quotewalls here by scorchmist

also

granted but I LIKE it

I wish for scorchmist to calm down

#875

but then he still killed xaklor[quote=“Xaklor, post:874, topic:379”]
YOU have the moral high ground?
[/quote]

hmm, well that was once, the loads of rubbish ehh

for people to read my emotions better throught text

#876

there were more quotewalls in that “once” than there are of me saying: ‘load of rubbish’, also that’s another forum game.

Granted but now you can’t speak

I wish for the ability to teleport

#877

but you get stuck in a wall [quote=“Xaklor, post:876, topic:379”]
there were more quotewalls in that “once” than there are of me saying: ‘load of rubbish’, also that’s another forum game.
[/quote]

yeah, but unless you were shatter, you could’ve just scrolled past, this is a consistent thing.

to breath

#878

breath is a noun and not something you can really ‘do’, so you get a rock instead

I wish for a waffle

#879

poison (double)

#880

granted, but it doesnt kill you, it only makes your hair green

I wish more people in this thread would make posts that could be copy-pasted.

#881

Granted, but whenever you copy one, it disappears from your clipboard.

I wish to win a door prize from the Christmas Givaway!

#882

Granted, but you die to swatsec the instant you get your items

I wish to pass my finals

#883

Granted, but the next year you will only get F’s

I wish to have a great Christmas

#884

granted but LOAD OF RUBBISH happens

I wish for 6 rocks

#885

Granted, but you drop them into the Nile River shortly after

I wish for unlimited wishes

#886

granted but they can only be spent on wishes with this restriction. all wishes that originate from this chain can only be spent on getting more wishes

I wish for a 7th rock

#887

Granted, but it turns out to be pumice and floats away when you are swimming.

I wish to reverse time anytime I want

#888

Granted, but you die immediatly.

I wish for breadsticks