Corrupt-a-Wish

#909

Granted, but greatness is subjective and most people still think the thread sucks.

I wish for this thread to be locked.

#910

Granted, I locked it into my mind.

I wish for better realm servers.

#911

Granted, now everyone has their own butler who serves food thanks to DECA

I wish for silex to be more active on the forums
(He is on the forums)

#912

Granted, but he will only speak on word per post.

I wish my characters wouldn’t die. (probably been said)

#913

granted, but you are banned so u dont have any
i wish for a bagston

#914

granted, but now everyone thinks you’re a p2w pleb despite now having the single most common type of pet.

I wish for an army of elves to defeat my rebellious gnomes

#915

Granted, but they all have the strength of a pirate

I wish for tomb skills

#916

Granted , but they are only shitty tips:

  • Keep range
  • Take time
  • Run in, run out
  • Avoid scrabs
  • Don’t sit on boss
  • Imagine every shot is a 1 shot killer
  • Get an even amount of damage on each boss (30~60 hits with a rouge should be enough for sb)

I wish :stars: that I could see a lobster

#917

Granted that’s the last thing you will ever see

I wish to wish

#918

granted but it does nothing

I wish that the horrible mess that is RotMG’s code was capable of organizing itself and did so.

#919

Yes but it will update the same day as a flood - killing multiple people.

GET
RID
OF
THIS
FUC*IN’
FLU

#920

I wish for this wish to be non-corruptable

#921

granted but only if mine goes away too

i wish to be able to see into the future

#922

Yes but only to see the evolution of the croissant.

Morning to come sooner

#923

Granted your whole life passes you in a flash until your last morning before you die

To not feel so sleepy

#924

granted, but now you need to stay in perpetual motion or else you die

i wish to be able to revive my 8/8 rogue

#925

Granted, except it is permanently debuffed.

I wish for the Alchemist to Return. (idk… out of ideas)

#926

Yes, but not for another month or 6

Dizziness to go away

#927

Granted, you collapse instead.

I wish… ummmm… for more ideas.

#928

(how the fuuuu… You called it…)

Granted. But for every idea you make, a large quantity of your brain cells disintegrate.

APPETITE!