Corrupt-a-Wish

#929

Granted u have the appetite for human flesh and u get killed by the police

Wish to sleep

#930

Granted but you sleep forever and die in your sleep

I wish to be immortal

#931

granted, you wander alone in the universe for all etenity

i wish my idea of an anime becomes real

#932

granted, people’s eyes really are that big and for some reason it’s not creepy at all

I wish for invincibility, but only while actively drinking water

#933

Granted but all water you drink is a long lasting poison.
I wish to be in charge of Deca Games

#934

Granted.

For about half an hour in your dreams.

Zzzz!

#935

granted, but QQQQQQ

i wish to make an amazing videogame that is loved by everyone

#936

Granted, but Kabam buys it, ruins it, then sells it to DECA for them to make it into a generic pile of feculence.

I wish for my wishes to be in absolute value, and then make the amount i have = -10000

#937

granted but they do nothing

I wish I for exactly 416,871 cherry jellybeans

#938

Granted, but there was a shipping mistake, so you got 416,871 cherries instead.

I wish for Xaklor’s art skills

#939

Granted, but you now have no hands
I wish I could die

#940

granted but you have to pay to divine my pet first

I wish for some marshmallows

#941

Granted but, they’re microscopic

I wish the United States disbanded

#942

Granted, but the economic system begins to fall apart

i wish that the next episode of DBZ abridged get release tomorrow

#943

Granted, but it was actually canceled.

I wish for life after death.

#944

Granted, now you are in hell

i wish to become a great novelist writter

#945

But after your first sale, you turn blind and deaf.

I wish for Global Warming to be a thing of the past

#946

Granted, now it’s global freezing

i wish to have a better computer

#947

Granted, but you can never play Rotmg on it again

I wish for another Christmas right now

#948

Granted, but your secret santa is secretly satan.

I wish for a superpower.