Corrupt-a-Wish

#969

i would grant it but I have no idea what EA is of DLC or any of that stuffz

I wish for today to be yesterday and yesterday to be tomorrow.

#970

Context: EA is known to charge a obscene amount of money for low content

Granted but you get confused.

I wish to be the owner of a Admin Crown

#971

Granted but you have to sell your soul to satan to afford it

I wish for a jalapeno-themed snack

#972

granted but you burn your tongue off

I wish for nothing

#973

Granted, but then you get something.

I wish for a life.

#974

Granted, now you have a kid

i wish for beter internet

#975

Granted but someone steals all your electronic devices

I wish for a Ghost Huntress skin

#976

granted but you get the slime wizard skin instead.

I wish for unlimited cupons

#977

Granted but the coupons are expired.

I wish for infinite whites

#978

granted but all you can ever get is planes and incs (yes ik its outdated but idc)

I wish for good enough internet to do a WC without lagging out!!!

#979

Granted but you get killed every time you reach Oryx’s room.
I wish for a pen

#980

Granted but it turns into an apple.

I wish for a QoT

#981

Grants but it turns into a Reinforced Quiver
I wish for …

#982

granted but nothing happens

i wish for 1 white bag

#983

Granted, it’s Annoying Firecracker Katana

i wish for a more powerfull computer

#984

Granted, but it has gotten a virus that destroys it

I wish for a better pet

#985

Granted, but you accidentally release it

i wish that all of my characters are 8/8

#986

Granted, but they all die within 3 minutes of each other

I wish that there were more whitebag uts

#987

Granted, but they are completelly worthless and drop at a minor rate that a bulwark

i wish for a new Dungeon

#988

granted but it’s not a good one :cry:

I wish for a good new dungeon