Corrupt-a-Wish


#1049

Granted, but every time you use it you have to read the entire bee movie script.

I wish for @Radio to notice me as senpai


#1050

Granted, but that doesnā€™t guarantee heā€™ll like you.

I wish for more independent unbiased media in America.


#1051

Not Granted because Trump is president

I wish that I could Drink Bleech


#1052

Granted, but you still canā€™t drink ā€œBleachā€

i wish for a hamburger


#1053

granted but it has no patty

I wish I didnā€™t have $20


#1054

granted, you have 0$ and 4 million $ worth of debt

I wish for 3.5 rocks


#1055

Granted, but they are all pumice, so they are weird rocks, and they float away in a storm.

I wish for less homework


#1056

Granted, but you fall behind in school and canā€™t find a job.

I wish for free useful knowledge


#1057

Granted, but you canā€™t use it on anything, it just sits in your brain.

I wish for a better profile pic


#1058

Granted, but you get flagged for the offensive profile pic.

I wish to be a White star


#1059

Granted but you spend hours and hours in fame train and lose your will to live.

I wish for world peace


#1060

Granted, but it was replaced with World Hunger
I wish for a million dollars


#1061

granted but you spend it all on a hamburger that is stolen from you before you can take a single bite.

I Wish for Air to be moneyā€¦


#1062

Granted, but people find a way to turn air into actual money using plants. Plants are eradicated and Life on Earth dies.

I wish for XHippobroX


#1063

granted but I leave youā€¦ :wink:

I wish for my screen to stop freezingā€¦


#1064

Granted but you lag

I wish for a jar of dirt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9xobAxHg0w


#1065

granted but it falls and breaks on the deck of the black pearlā€¦ No Davyā€™s heart inside
(Yay, im not the only Pirates Of The Caribbean Fan :smile:)

I wish for Archivic to not reply to this postā€¦


#1066

Granted but I reply either way

I wish for everythingā€¦


#1067

1000st post on this thread!


#1068

not granted because you canā€™t have meā€¦ :smirk:

I wish to get the 2000th post here