Corrupt-a-Wish

#1089

granted but vit gets removed from every dungeon and event god and replaced with def.

I wish I could do anything…

#1090

Granted but upon completion of everything you realise life is boring and kill yourself due to having completed life or (CLOCKED) it so to speak

I wish for more blowjobs for more men worldwide.

#1091

granted but blowjobs now give HIV/AIDS/STIs/STDs

I wish for a 100/100/100 divine pet

#1092

granted but you accidentally release it.

I wish for a bag of popcorn…

#1093

Granted, but its totally burnt

I wish that I could rush abysses

#1094

Granted but you always get 0 because of a warrior who leeches ur abysses

I wish to be smarter

#1095

granted, but you can’t talk

i wish for all the event whites

#1096

Granted but the Cripz gang will rock up to your house and murder you for only wanting white bags,

I Wish For World Peace

#1097

Granted, it’s the apocalypse and everyone died, so there is no more wars

I wish for a new UT spell

#1098

Granted but its worse than the t0 spell

I wish to be better at shatts

#1099

Granted but you got so good at shatts you literally shit yourself mid shatt and die on an 8/8

I Wish For Cheeseburger

#1100

Granted, but the Cheeseburger gives you cancer and you die

I wish I can end my suffering

#1101

Granted, you are able to jump off a skyscraper, but you have to atone for everything you’ve ever done wrong first.

I wish for the person who replies to this comment to receive a hug from Bear Grylls.

#1102

Granted, but results to be a real bear and i die :disappointed:

I wish to revive

#1103

Granted, but the bear is still squeezing your life out.
I wish for you to have a good day.

#1104

granted, but his idea of a good day is eating bagels and moldy cream cheese all day

i wish for the cream cheese to be stawberry flavor

#1105

Granted, but it’s moldy strawberry flavor, meaning it tastes like mold, with a hint of sour and sweet.

I wish for good weather where I am.

#1106

granted, but the weather is too good and everyone dies in your city

i wish for free itenz

#1107

Granted but the itenz are all T0

I wish for no wish for the next person

#1108

Granted, but it’s innefective and i still making my wish

I wish that the wish of the next person becomes true