Corrupt-a-Wish

#1109

Granted, because I wished that this wish wouldn’t become true
I wish that the next persons wish is about wishing for wishes

#1110

Granted, but I get infinite wishes and wish you to die.

I wish for a new keyboard

#1111

granted, but you its so good you sit on medusas and die on all of your chars

i wish for a character to survive longer than one day

#1112

Granted, but it only happened because you ragequit realm for a day.

I wish for tasty food.

#1113

Granted, but it is fried crickets and worms

I wish for snow (actual snow or cocaine both are fine)

#1114

Granted, it snows cocaine and people die because of it.

I wish for my tasty fried crickets and worms to be harmless to my health.

#1115

Granted but everything else is

I wish for 9 cakes

#1116

Granted, but their all spoiled

i wish for a sunny day

#1117

Granted, but it becomes too hot and everyone dies
I wish to get rid of this fricking cough virus thingy that’s been in me for 4 days. I’m sick qq

#1118

granted but you have to give me all of your money as payment to me.

I wish for 10 dollars…

#1119

granted, but you spend it gambling and lose it all

i wish for @Shaxasno to notice me

#1120

not granted because i reply to you first.

I wish for @shaxasno to not reply to this.

#1121

Granted but in the end she does reply

I wish for my own death

#1122

Granted… But you turn into the living dead,

I wish for an orgy with someone from each of the different genders now that there are more than just 2…

#1123

wtf… ok… as an Attack Helicopter I’m actually triggered…

BACK ON TRACK: Granted, but in the end you die

I wish for one million billion trillion monies

#1124

Granted but iz all monopoly moneiz D: sorry D:

I wish to be pegged by a unicorn demiqueer.

#1125

@moderators can you guise pls close this guy? he is really… screwed up. more than shax screwed up.

#1126

How im following the rules of the game?
Edit: you broke the game @moderators pls close @Starwartwo for suggesting I get closed when following rules of a forum game.

#1127

granted, but all you chars die

i wish for a stapler skin for the knight

#1128

Granted but you staple yourself to oryx and insta die,

I wish for more staplers in the world