Corrupt-a-Wish


#1129

granted

i wish for his wish to come true


#1146

First comment to not be flagged in the last 10!

Granted, I wish that people would stay on topic!


#1147

Granted, but some people get flagged so much for being off-topic, that they lose any chance of becoming regular in the foreseeable future.

I wish for my harmless tasty fried crickets and worms to be healthy in nutritional value, even if itā€™s the only thing I eat.


#1148

granted, but you become sick of them and die

i wish for regular to somehow appear to me ;-;


#1149

Granted but you lose it by starting political forum issues with me again,

I wish for a new car


#1150

Granted, but you become drunk in celebration and crash it.
I wish for @Shaxasno to notice me


#1151

Urm, not granted because I donā€™t notice strangers amongst other strangers

I wish for Sate to tell me the reasons of why he left me


#1152

granted but it doesnā€™t make any sense because heā€™s irrational sometimes

I wish for a perfectly edible and delicious cake


#1153

Granted because Iā€™m sure my cooking shall make your stomach tingle with bliss.

I wish for my rogue to be succesful in these realms


#1154

Granted but success is very subjective, so your rogue dies at a very successful level 2,

I wish for free Ice Cream for children worldwide.


#1155

Granted, itā€™s all melted, and those without water get dehydrated due to the extremely high sugar content of the ice-cream.

I wish I was able to drink coffee


#1156

Granted but you canā€™t drink water

I wish for 100 life pots


#1157

granted, but they are swatsec staplers in disguise

i wish for staples


#1158

Granted, but they are plastic and donā€™t function like normal staples! (made in china most likely)

I wish @Shatter would corrupt my wish.


#1159

granted, but i am not shatter

i wish for non chinese or korean or indonesian or kenyan knockoff staplers only stapler brand staplers


#1160

Granted, you get an indian stapler.

I wish for more books to read.


#1161

Granted, you get 50 shades of grey in 230 languages

i wish for a peacefull life


#1162

Granted, but you died at birth.

I wish for a long, peaceful life.


#1163

Granted but you watch the entire human population die out while you are the last human left(sorry that was a bit dark wasnā€™t it?)

I wish for stupid P2W guy who has no brain to leave these forums forever. You all know who Iā€™m talking about if you read the other parts of the forum. He has been triggering me for a while now.
EDIT: I messed up the spoiler lehl xd

His Name

Zlushy


#1164

granted but he makes another account, spreading his ā€˜loveā€™ throughout the forums

I wish I had some Toast