Corrupt-a-Wish


#1206

Granted but its pcave difficulty

I wish for less people like the staplers guy


#1207

Granted, but they get stapled to the wall.

I wish for a jugg


#1208

Granted but you die with it to limon because you got quiet right before boss, an archer paralyzes limon and you sit on it, resulting in your instant death.

I wish for more ideas for wishes


#1209

If I wasnā€™t max def probably.`

Granted but theyā€™re all bad

i wish for more time.


#1210

Granted, itā€™s one nanosecond
I wish for ideas


#1211

Granted, but @Xaklor shoots them down right away because theyā€™re rubbish.

I wish not to die in stupid ways anymore in RotMG.


#1212

Granted, but you die at least once every play session to ā€œlegitā€ deaths

I wish my memes were dank again


#1213

Granted, but nobody will ever be able to view them

I wish for all vault and character spots unlocked.


#1214

granted, but deca charges a random credit card, tracing it back to you, charging you with a felony of credit card fraud

I wish my wish would wish for another wish, donā€™t you wish?


#1215

Granted, but all of the wishes are for more pikachu.

I wish for a better life.


#1216

Granted but in the process your personality changes so much, that you donā€™t feel like youā€™re the same person anymore. You donā€™t feel like the wish helped YOU, you feel like it helped a stranger. It gets to the point where you doubt whether the person you were existed in the first place.

I wish for a better life pot. (One that not only gives +5 hp, but also some other stats. It would drop from a new endgame dungeon more difficult than shatters of course.)


#1217

Granted, but only Deca can get it.

I wish for you to burnā€¦ waitā€¦


#1218

granted, but its only for an hour.

I wish you would stop quoting people when you respond to them


#1219

Granted, but Iā€™ll quote them anyways.

I wish for some1 to trade with so I can complete the pokedex :c


#1220

granted, but your game doesnt save and ur game crashes, causing you to complete it only for 1 second

I wish for a real ogmur in rotmg, that I pick up and store in my vault


#1221

Granted, but Deca resets the servers and it dissapears.

I wish for a wish


#1222

Granted, but you wasted your wish since you wished for a wish that got granted by me, and now since you asked for a wish I will give you an original wih that I myself came up with ā€œI wish for everlasting loveā€ Granted but you will forever be in love with the item on your right.

I wish for any of the Senpaiā€™s to notice me.


#1223

I notice you, but only to grind you into the dust.

I wish for ā€œw.i.s.h.ā€


#1224

ill notice you :wink:


#1225

Granted, but you have perma mute in game because you said "say niiii___________"
in the ptrain
@Starwartwo

i wish for a t0 sword.
(dead inside anyways)