Corrupt-a-Wish


#1226

? why did you @ me?


#1227

Granted, but its looks have deceived you. It was actually an admin sword and you got banned for having one.

I wish for the extinction of mosquitoes.


#1228

Granted but the number of flies double and they learn to suck blood

I wish to stop dying in eST in starbreak


#1229

Granted, you stop dying because you stopped playing and went to RotMG full-time instead.

I wish for a button to sate my hunger and provide me with energy.


#1230

you basically said the same thing as CandyShi


#1231

ah okay lmao


#1232

noā€¦ end of story
######lol

I wish for someone to say lol in the next postā€¦


#1233

#NO.

I wish I had a harlequin armor


#1234

T_T U make me cryā€¦ :cry: :cry:
######jk

granted but you die on all your maxed char trying

I wish for Xaklor to not say daze, EVERā€¦


#1235

#DAZE!

I wish this was harder


#1236

(welp, guess u just gave yourself a notification ;))

Noā€¦

I wish Xaklor would listen to me


#1237

granted I listen to you but I donā€™t do what you want

I wish people would stop making stupid assumptions about what I get notifications for


#1238

not granted because I will never stop!!!
:pensive: I should really stop shouldnā€™t I??

I wish for free stuff!


#1239

Yeah, sure

But no Mcdonalds for a week.


Make a horror game out of this


#1240

granted but you got ninjaā€™d

I wish for a chocolate moose


#1241

Sure but you will have to breathe a molecule of that air from when you open the moose over to me one day or you may dieā€¦

Thatā€™s actually quite a high chanceā€¦ We all breathe the same air

(nah, I think I lied)


Peace and quiet


#1242

@Keenanryan, do you like notifications?

I wish for more energy.


#1243

Even if you reply, quote, and @ him in one post, he will only get 1 notification.


granted, but the amount of energy you get needs you to get a tremendous amount of calories inside your body every day, and you are not able to do that, so you die.
I wish I was a very pretty red landfish


#1244

I know, but it proves my point


Granted, but it was too good so i watermarked it.


Edit: Opps I forgot, i wish for my homework to be correctly completed already


#1245

Granted because you had 9 hours to do it :wink:

I wish for nothing