Corrupt-a-Wish


#1246

granted, but that was a wish for something.

I wish for upd8s


#1247

Granted, but its got bad r8s
I wish for hard dungeons


#1248

Granted, but you die the moment you enter. Deca named it Shatters 2.0 for a reason. There’s 45 ice spheres on the spawn.

I wish for another uncorrupted wish.


#1249

#NO

I wish for original wishes


#1250

Granted, but you don’t live to see the next wish.

I wish for xaklor to be nicer.


#1251

IMPOSSIBLE

I wish to get all the bishes


#1252

Granted, but you were misheard so you got these instead:

I wish for this urbandictionary page to not have “Of” and “The” capitalized.


#1253

Granted, but grant failed bcause for some rrason my school has the link blocked for “Mature/Adult content”…

I wish to know what was in that link


#1254

not granted because it isn’t for your eyes.

I wish for a jar of dirt


#1255

Granted, but it only looks like dirt. You wonder what’s inside it?
I wish for everyone to know the game.


#1256

Granted, but your brain malfunctions and you stay in a coma for 3 weeks.

I wish to the ROTMG


#1257

granted but staplers

i wish for stapler equality


#1258

granted, but the rotmg

I wish for the ROTMG


#1259

granted, but the rotmg

i wish for cookies


#1260

Granted, but your pet wants ambrosias.

I wish for a jugg.


#1261

granted, but your 8/8 warrior dies to O2’s ANNOYING ASS STARS

I wish for a hydra skin buff


#1262

YOU IDIOT YOU SHOULD’VE PUT “But you wonder what’s inside it?” THE MEME WILL LIVE ON


#1263

SCREW THE HYDRA SKIN BUFF I WISH FOR [quote=“IBurnYou, post:1255, topic:379”]
Granted, but it just looks like dirt. It’s actually damp cocoa powder.
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TO BE CHANGED INTO “But you wonder what’s inside it?”


#1264

Granted, but your edit wasn’t taken over exactly as described.

I wish for the top armor reskins to be tradeable.


#1265

Granted, but you turn into a dragon.


I would like to reunite myself with my old bombastic self.

Recently, I’ve became really off in my original behavior, and quite defeated - I can notice it myself.

Everything I thought would be alright quickly overtook me, and I got really optimistic about it. The more I thought, the smaller and bleaker I became.

I know its the exam pressure, but can I just have this drift away soon?

I’m not really sad. I’m just a little lonely - Its usually me who gives out all the loving and advice and all that good stuff. But now when I come to think of it, I’m unsure who has my back.

I don’t want to undergo something permanent - but for the sake of the thread, corrupt this wish if you must.