Corrupt-a-Wish

#1266

Ninja’d.

Not granted, because people change and things never really go back the way they do. Sometimes it’s better to let go, and contemplating yourself may lead to an improved version of you. Ignorance is bliss, but ignorance can also have devastating consequences.

I wish for the fact that he got ninja’d to go relatively unnoticed since he had an interesting wish.

#1267

Granted, as well as…
You will receive great fortune for a deed you have already done.

Thank you

I wish for some sleep

#1268

granted but school starts in 15 minutes so you have to wake up

#1269

Granted but mo wish is required.

I wish for more of these satisfiers

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#1270

Granted, but they are spoiled

I wish to experience tranquility

#1271

granted, but it is in the form of rough sex

i wish for absolutely nothing

#1272

Granted, but being granted the wish is something. (Didn’t someone wish for that before already?)

I wish for more interesting wishes in this thread.

#1273

NOT GRANTED

i wish for those fruit stripe gums to have their taste last longer… they’re really good but they last for 2 seconds or something

btw these are what they look like:

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#1274

Granting wishes is part of the game
Please stick to the rules

#1275

granted but you choke on them

I wish for a cbow

#1276

granted but you die right after that due to no oxygen

i wish for another snow day

#1277

Granted, but its in august

I wish for a cbow

#1278

granted but you pee constantly now

I wish for a buffalo so I can ride it

#1279

granted but your buffalo gets perma dazed by this item…

Quiver of Xaklor Annoyance:
Dmg: 400 - 900
Range: 100
Shots: 5
Effect: Daze, Paralyze, Slow, Curse and Stun
Duration: 10 seconds each
Effect on Self: Speedy, Damaging and Berserk
Duration: 30 seconds each
Mp cost: 100
Cooldown: 1.5 seconds
:laughing:

I wish for more armor-to-self abilities…

#1280

granted but they’re all on pservers

I wish for holy water for my buffalo

#1281

granted but by the time he drinks it the cooldown is over and he gets hit again by the…

xD

I wish I could revive all my 1/8+ chars

#1282

granted but all inventory items are gone on that char

i wish to not get lag on rotmg

#1283

granted but your main account gets banned for no reason. :confused:

I wish for free chips

#1284

granted but they’re plantain chips :banana:

i wish to get good at this game

#1285

granted but you can only join those blue star guild that never open keys and die within the month.

i wish to be able to make another succesful assassin