Corrupt-a-Wish

#1286

granted but you die with it

i wish for moar bishes

#1287

granted, but it turns out bishes is some russian bootleg barbie

i wish i didn’t feed my first silk robe.

#1288

which tier silk robe?

#1289

im talking about the water dragon silk robe, all teired robes are just called robes.

#1290

OH RIP LOL

1 like = 1 respekt

#1291

yeah i thought it was trash, i put my second one on my wizard and it was actually pretty nice when paired with esben to go supr sanic sped (and that was before the buff)

#1292

granted, but the robe is covered in pet saliva

I wish for fre itenz

#1293

Granted, but they are all T0-T1.

I wish for one of puffagods dungeons to be implemented.

#1294

granted but DECA thinks I’m puffagod so they do mine instead

I wish my buffalo to be immune to curlip’s stupid quiver

#1295

Granted, but it dies from cancer

I wish for another 3k posts

#1296

@Xaklor[quote=“Xaklor, post:1294, topic:379”]
curlip’s stupid quiver
[/quote]

U mean mine??

this wat u mean?

@Mynamerr

granted but the thread dies at 3001.

I wish for a free Acclaim

#1297

granted but u trade it away like an idiot

i wish for another LoD. I just did my first one and it was fun as all hell.

#1298

Granted, but it was only free because it was duped many times, meaning acclaims have no more value on the market. RotMG dies because of your selfish wish that brought duping back.

I wish for RotMG to be rewritten in another programming language properly within 2 years from now.

EDIT: ouch ninja’d

@XDRDogex
Granted, but you get nothing.

I wish for RotMG to be rewritten in another programming language properly within 2 years from now.

#1299

Granted, but it’s in html

I wish for more wishes

#1300

not granted because that’s not how wishes work.

I wish for unlimited water

#1301

granted but its from global warming and the world is drenched in melted ice.

i wish for forum people to not randomly flag people.

#1302

not granted because there will always be 1…

I wish for 10 UBHPs

#1303

Wish GRANTED!
######but you pay at least thrice the price they actually are in skins

#I wish for the Hydra to be buffed.

#1304

Granted, the Hydra’s new stats are…

  • 1 def
  • 90000000000 dex

I wish for a free dex pot

#1305

Granted, but you’ll never get another and people will start selling lifes for them 1:1
I wish my priest could actually get loot