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For
@CandyShi’s convenience:
Scene 1:
Ash: I get it… so that’s why there’s nobody out on the streets here…
Pikachu: Pika… Pikachu
rubbing his head against ketchup
Scene 2:
Pikachu: PIKA!
jumps on table Pika…
Puts ketchup on Ash’s spaghetti
Brock: But I don’t see what’s the point of fighting each other.
Ash sees Pikachu
Ash: hey!
Takes ketchup Awghh!
Pikachu tries to grab the bottle
Ash raises the bottle
Pikachu tries to get bottle
Brock: Huh?
Pikachu and Ash fighting in the background
Old Man: They claim that which ever gym wins will become an official Pokemon Gym.
Ash falls onto the ground in the background
Ash: Uggasdiuhwah… that makes sense.
Pikachu: Chu!
Gets ketchup bottle back
Ash: Becoming an official pokemon gym’s a big honor.
BWOOM! (cool background music effect)
Scene 3:
Misty whispers to Ash as Ash looks at Pikachu lick ketchup
Pikachu: Chu!
lick Chu!
lick
Ash: Uhh… I’m uhhhhh… Ketchup…
Girl: Ketchup? (You can’t see her)
Ash: Uhhh… No fold arms My name is really Tom Ado.
Misty falls on the floor in the background and the screenshakes
Misty: Wahhah! Gets Up My name… My name is Anchovy.
Screen moves to Brock.
Brock stares at dem tiddies
Misty nudges Brock
Brock: Uhhh… Oh! And my name is Caesar Salad.
Scene 4:
Pikachu and Ash walk down the hallway as Pikachu carries his ketchup bottle
Scene 5:
Pikachu licks ketchup again
Pikachu: Pi-
lick ka! Pi-
lick ka- chu!
Scene 6:
Scyther: SCYYYY-THERRRRRRRRR!!!1!2!!@
@1one
Pikachu: Pika!
Uses ketchup bottle to defend himself
Ketchup Bottle: Rips
Ketchup splashes on Scyther’s eyes
Scene 7:
Pikachu cries as he holds his broken bottle
Ranger: Now you must work for me. I need your strength.
Pikachu: Piiiiii…
Slides down screen
Scene 8:
Pikachu sadly looks at half of the ketchup bottle
Ash: That Scyther is reeaaaally tough, and really scary.
Pikachu: Pika…
Pikachu slouches down.
FINALLY DONE