Corrupt-a-Wish

#1894

Im also eating tbone steak again rn

#1895

Uswest3 someone crazy af opening shatters tombs ots you name it!

#1896

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#1897

NOOOOO WHYYY WHRERRER
pleeassseeee

#1898

Granted but when you use it “Initail D - Running in the 90’s” is playing so loudly that your montor explodes and you have to buy another one.
I wish for Apple Pen

#1899

Uswest3 keys!

#1900

Granted, but its a dead meme

I wish for DEJA VU

#1901

Granted but you become weeb
I wish to play rn b/c my laptop is fucked

#1902

granted, but you keyboard is fucked instead

I wish for I’VE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

#1903

Granted but it turns out that the only way to get out of the loop is to kill yourself butterfly effect style

I wish for StarliAS to stop not following the pattern

#1904

Granted, but he follows the eagle’s pattern.

I wish for more mank demes

#1905

Granted, but they’re removed from a certain thread and get their own thread.

I wish for some meaningful discussion.

#1906

Granted, but zlushy is unbanned.

I wish for OB to be as muscular and sexy (optoional) as BMJ

#1907

Granted, but he’s still not half as sexy.

I wish I won’t screw up my exams too much.

#1908

Granted, but you fail the class.

I wish for character slots.

#1909

Granted, but they’re equally distributed among all your mules (1 each) and you have to log in 29 out of the 31 days in march on each account to get them.

I wish I had a new smartphone.

#1910

Granted, but you accidentally leave it in the oven, and cook it with your pizza. (Apple flavored pizza)

I wish for a warrior set.

#1911

granted, it’s t0 sword t0 helm t1 armor and t0 def ring

I wish for indestructible shoes

#1912

granted, but they’re fake nikes called ikes

I wish for somebodyoncetoldmetheworldwasgonnarollme

#1913

Granted, but you’re actually stupid.

I wish for a pair of indestructible trousers.