Discobot

[discobot]

Signs point to yes

[AKLDragon]

What signs?
@discobot quote

[discobot]

Victory belongs to the most persevering. — Napoleon Bonaparte

[ThatsMyJam]

@discobot quote

[discobot]

Nothing is softer or more flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it. — Lao Tzu

[Barnette]

@discobot help

That should do it for you!

[discobot]

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

[Triforcej]

@discobot display help

[discobot]

I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start new user

Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.

@discobot roll 2d6

3, 6

@discobot quote

Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana

@discobot fortune

You may rely on it

[Barnette]

His last answer to you about the fire sword v. kendo was pretty perfect! So nice job on that win.

[Fluffegan]

will I ever get a bplate?
@discobot fortune

[discobot]

Better not tell you now

[Fluffegan]

i said will I ever get a bplate?
@discobot fortune

[discobot]

Ask again later

[ArexRew]

will i ever get a not shit lh white
@discobot fortune

[discobot]

It is certain

[ArexRew]

HELL TO THE FUCKING YEAH

[discobot]

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

[Fluffegan]

Will I ever get a bplate
@discobot fortune

[discobot]

As I see it, yes