[Finished] Realmeye Fanfiction Contest ~by Scorchmist


#54

what the fuck is going on here


#56

I’ve read it all and I read alot of stories about me and i’m scared.


#57

Oh hey, I think I know how that story ends.

I’m not saying you’re going to get it hardcore, I’m just saying your local police might have to dispatch a few traffic officers to manage all the circulation going into your ass.


#58

SPOILERS!!!

You ruined the rest of the story for me, how rude.


#59

@Shatter the story is finished.

Wasn’t prepared to get the ban-hammer so it’s… on the more reserved side.

Maybe I’ll create an alt next time and get down to work.


#60

Jesus Christ that went dark fast


#61

Says the guy who made the story concerning the enucleation of Shatter’s eyes.


#62

That left me speechless.

Uni, I now see you in a different light.

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A disco light cause you did a BRILLIANT job on that story! Give him a round of applause! (or just the rewards for this contest I guess)


#64

Yes that was definitely reserved and as non-scandalous as possible


#65

All I wish is for my fantasies to become reality…


#66

ok, now you’ve gone too far


#67

You know what’s the most annoying thing about this contest @Scorchmist

The fact that we cannot write about The-place-that-shall-not-be-named


#68

well…not a rule that i made, you can’t reference it but it could be a mystery story about it, but not actually directly referencing it.


#69

Scorchmist had finally beaten the mad God. He had trained exhaustively with his fellow comrades and he finally did it.
So he wanted to know what to do next. He went to the all mighty profit Kabam.
“Now what shall I do lord Kabam?”
"Buy a elf and kill malphas’s a 1000 times."
So Scorchmist followed and for years journeyed on this quest.


Then he finally defeated malphas 1000 times. It was time for him to go to the profits again. But there was war. DECA was annexing Kabam and driving them out. So he asked Fiddy, a trustworthy player, worthy of being a prophet.
“I have completed my quest, what shall I do now?”
"You shall buy another char slot and fame train till ya die!"
So Scorchmist set out on this task.

So he fame trained for days.
But he finally bored himself to sleep and shatter knocked him out. He woke up in a hospital and doc told him to come and join him on realmeye. He then spent the rest of his days being a regular on the forums.


A Realmeye Christmas [CLOSED]
#70

@UnicornSla

Want to write my essays


#71

No, I’m only into that kinky shit with Shatter.

Edit: @Shatter liked the post? I guess I can proceed with the plan. Oh wait…


#72

Thank yous, I had this on tracking but for some reason It hadn’t been showing up in the Unread section…


#73

Second entry:

Xaklor wrote a fanfic and put it on the realmeye fanfic contest thread.


#74

0/10 worse love story than twilight.


#75

:cry: