[Forum Game] Dream Job

#1

Always wanted to become an astronaut but reality slapped you and now you’re flipping burgers at McDonalds? Well share it with us.

Here is how the game works: You continue the sentence of the person above you in a funny or awesome way, you decide it. Then you say what your actual dream job is.

Hrin: I always wanted to become an doctor but I…
Guy2: Thought of becoming a garbage collector instead. I always wanted to become an pilot but I…
Guy3: Thought that riding horses are better than planes. I always wanted to become an farmer but I
and so forth…

I’ll start it off–

I always wanted to become an E-Sports player but I…

#3

But I became a Rotmg player instead. I always wanted to be Donald trump but I…

#4

became too good at business models

I wanted to be Clinton but I…

#5

I’m an honest person.

i’ve always wanted to be a japanese kamikaze pilot but I…

#6

happened to be born in America

I wanted to be a terrorist but…

#7

ALLAHU AKBAR!! BOOM

I always wanted to be a hacker but…

#8

I was hacked before I even knew it.

I always wanted to be a piece of toast but…

#9

Then while i was bread i was eaten.

I also wanted to be a footballer but

#10

Then again I also had thoughts about making my own race, slaying mankind and living on Pluto, then create a Death star M.k 3 and this time add a hyperjump to blast to VY cannis major to then blow it up and recreate the big bang and the end of the universe at the same time… HOWEVER, I did think about.

#11

Becoming a terrorist.
I wanted to be the CEO of Micro$oft but…

#12

Drugs got in the way.

I wanted to be a drug addict but

#13

mom grounded me for buying drugs.

I wanted to be a Ugandan warlord but…

#14

I can’t see war happen or else I’ll cry… I always wanted to be a firefighter but

#15

The fire fought back.

I wanted to be a gynecologist but…

#16

I am a sex offender… I always wanted to be a race car driver but…

#17

…I’m instead a robot overlord… I always wanted to be able to Love but…

#18

But baby don’t hurt me…

I always wanted to be a watchmaker, but…

#19

… my is below than 75 … i always wanted to be a programmer, but (btw it is too late for but, but again) …

#20

but I thought that soldering was really cool.

I always wanted to be an Electrical Engineer but i…

#21

… got electrocuted and got scared of electricity

i always wanted to piss in fountain but i…