[Forum Game] Dream Job

#82

OK but u don’t get paid and u have to live off welfare

I wish to be a pcaver

#83

but dreadstump killed you.

I always wanted to be a sane madman, but…

#84

Such a thing does not exist so you stop existing

I wish to not be a rich man stuck in a poor mans body

#85

first: wrong formulation for this forum game.

…but your stuff got stolen.

I always wanted to be a troll, but…

#86

Your trolls aren’t funny nor did that attract engines attention

I always wanted to be a watermelon

#87

but you realized that watermelons aren’t all that it was meant to be/

I always wanted to work in Kabam.

#88

…but you were exploited really badly.

I always wanted to be a annoying twelve year old, but…

#89

Ur 13 years old

I always wanted to be in my dream job

#90

But you landed on Realmeye forums.
I always wanted to produce Mylan Epi-Pens, but…

#91

You always had a drinking problem and one day after spending all your money on alcohol you fell in to a drunken rage and killed someone and you get fired form your job

I always want to sell air

#92

but you get aressted for selling it since its not yours.

I always wanted to be “normal”, but…

#93

You were born with a rare condition that makes you moan instead of talk.
I wanted to buy a big red dog, but…

#94

you turned out to be some pixlated weird golem

Become red

#95

But I’m blue; if I was green, I would die.
I wanted to create RotMG content, but…

#96

@Atrapper you dont seem to understand the game, its about the dream job of the above poster. For example a legit answer would have been “But your blue, if you were green, you would die”.

#97

Ah, I understand.
Well, as not to get off track,
But you’re blue; if you were green, you’d die.
I wanted to have a job at DECA making RotMG content, but…

#98

You died in the first day to work

I wish to make lots of them monyes for them honneyes.

#99

But you ain’t sayin she a gold digger

I’ve dreamed of making plastic potted plants for a living, but…

#100

the plants came to life and ate you

Become a flying textbook

#101

But since those don’t exist you stop existing

I wish to be a human