[Forum Game] Keep the Cookie (merged)

#551

I hereby lay claim to the cookie by the power vested upon me by the authority of the Republic of Texas.

my :cookie:

#552

USA dissolves under trump’s leadership you no longer hav any power

My :cookie:

#553

trump gets his hair dyed with cookie crumbs
my :cookie:

#554

night falls and you cant see through your sunglasses, i take the cookie
my :cookie:

#555

u trip and drop the cookie
my :cookie:

#556

i stand up
my :cocktail: and :cookie:

#557

I pocket-pick the cookie while you stand up

my :cookie:

#558

i report to deca
my :cookie:

#559

Deca ignores your report

My :cookie:

#560

i put you in a can

my :cookie:

#562

i uses my can opener to get out, i grab XHippobroX’s corpse (he died inside the can btw) and throw it to you.

now it’s my :cookie:

#563

u kys
my :cookie:

#564

u still have a blue star.
my :cookie:

#565

You played enough to have an orange star, don’t get a job, and die while working at McDonalds.
My :cookie:

#566

u get exposed for hacking

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my :cookie:

#567

you laugh so hard at someone exposing himself that you drop the cookie and I pick it up.
My :cookie:

#568

you are too busy wasting time on the realm forums that you dont even notice that i take the cookie. my :cookie:

#569

This is me with my snacks i get all the time.

gets a snack

Forgets and lets snack sit there for hours

#570

shatter doesnt say its his :cookie:
my :cocktail: and :cookie:

#571

u figure out that i dont care about stars as i am not some addicted jerk PS i dont play realm a lot cuz i have a life
my :cookie: