[Forum Game] The Never Ending Story

#1407

i know all kinds of tables

round tables

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not round tables

drop tables

even frequency tables

#1408

But unfortunately, my excessive knowledge of tables didn’t prevent me from…

#1409

killing my self

#1410

By jumping in lava

#1411

With 1230 Fame

#1412

which resulted in 2000 total fame

#1413

and i became depressed

#1414

so i decided to

#1415

suicide

#1416

(Boy did this got dark really quickly)

But then you remember

#1417

that their is no hope in the world, so you continue

#1418

eating pi= about 3.14159265359

#1419

this stuff is still going? god damn

#1420

said oryx

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as he reached for his massive

#1422

shotgun, he fired two rounds instantly killing 2 8/8s

#1423

As the 2 8/8’s hit the floor, a wild

#1424

pokemon appeared. i will catch it, said Ash

#1425

who took a sh*t on the graves and

#1426

failed to catch the pokemon as oryx fired the shotgun, instantly killing ash. rip, he croaked. he slowly drifted off to the heav-BAM he was alive again, because his amulet of resurrection save him.