[Forum Game] The object on the left

#41

My kazoo said hi. Is that bad?

The object on your far right starts to eat your nearest food supply.

#42

My alarm clock must’ve been hungry. Snooze.
The object right in front of you sucks up the entirety of your free time, dooming you to do nothing but gaze at it and waste precious hours of your adolescence on 0s and 1s.

#43

That’s already a thing with my math book I guess? jk xD

The object on your left becomes your new reason of living.

#44

I now masturbate with my left hand.
The object between your legs defines your gender.

#45

#Hilarious_and_Original

Uses the object at your left to beat the object at your rigth

#46

:beats the wall with my phone:

Oh crap.

The object on your left needs a human sacrifice to keep working as intended.

#47

Brother, I need to sacrifice you so this bowl keeps working. It’s the only way!!!

The object on your left eats the object on your right

#48

NOOOOOOOO! WHY DID YOU EAT MY BROTHER!!! I WILL PUNISH YOU FOR THIS WALL!!!

The object to your right becomes your personal pillow to rest on.

#49

Ahhhh I love laying on thin air. ;D
The object behind you is now your girlfriend/boyfriend

#50

you know…i could make a joke about body pillows, but that’s beyond me

use the nearest object as a vehicle

#51

Cool! Motorcycle Chair(what did you expect lol)!!!

The object to the right of you is now your weapon in realm

#52

Here, let me take my lamp… HAHA! FEAR ME ORYX!

The object on your left is no longer affected by gravity.

#53

my sister can fly!

the object at your right is your new god

#54

PRAISE THE MOUSE!

The object in front of you (excluding the computer/phone/whatever you use to see and write the next post) now grows a delicious pizza slice! (BONUS : would you eat it?)

#55

A cat puzzle can turn into pizza?? Well sure I’d eat it, I hate puzzles anyways

The nearest plant is attacking you. Use the object to your left to survive.

#56

The nearest plant is behind something like 4 or 5 walls, and it’s a small lemon maker thingy (how do you say a lemon tree in english? -_-). Meh, let’s kill it with my Legendary Kazoo Of Greater Doom.

The object on your right exchanges places with the nearest person.

#57

My School English paper changes places with ummm…
hmmmm nearest person…

Me? My Mom? (about 3 rooms away?)
Idk

Water is flooding the room your in. Use the object to your right to scoop out the water

#58

uhm so water floods the grand room(which is connected to the exit and every other room)? and i have to use a phone(not even mine) to scoop it out???

the object on your right turns into the object on your left

#59

so my mouse turns into an empty staple gun? Weird…

Your computer cord is destroyed by the object to your left.

#60

my beats destoryed my computer cord…

object on left is what shax will fall in love with next