How to save yourself from a laggy death!

#1

Now listen closely this is very good information. Many people have failed to understand this advanced concept but now I will share the secret…

  1. Close the Flash window/Browser.

  2. Realize you haven’t understood this from the beginning until now

#2

That’s me right now.

Could you please… what’s the word… uhh… elaborate?

#3

I personally smash my computer or router to stop my lag deaths. Don’t recommend trying it though.

#4

Its like all I see now is “OmFG I gotz a l4ggy death and deca wont revive I’m quitting!” It’s supposed to be very simple information that most people should understand.

#5

I’m still feeling like above.

#6

Okay here is some special steps,

  1. Smash computer
  2. Buy new computer
  3. Repeat if you get lag again
#7

Estimated Cost

  1. Pay $500
  2. Smash $500 computer
  3. Repeat 1-2 until the game doesn’t lag.
  4. Since lag is frequent, you will probably spend an estimated $3000/day.

How about a more inexpensive guide? :wink:

#8
  1. Sell your soul to Microsoft and use their servers
  2. Become Lucy
  3. Live forever in a USB
#9
  1. Kill yourself

(removes all lag!!!)

#10

Should also be noted that there is a rare bug that causes flash projector to freeze and it will not close even if you attempt to end the process from task manager. I once had to pull the ethernet cable on my pc to save my ogmur knight when this happened. Reloaded the game to find my knight was on 80 hp. If you really want to make sure that you never die from lag, I recommend getting a quick kill switch for your internet.

#11

step 1. is already enough (at least you’ll never die in-game again)

#12

1)live within a 20min drive (inc time waiting for traffic lights and speed limit of 80km/h) of a server

  1. get good wifi

Thus you will nvr experience lag ever again

Disclaimer: the player @Efnuiwrbvu is not responsible for any further lag

#13

what if your computer has a crappy processor?

#14

an i3 processor worked fine for me…

#15

Credit to Jakisaurus for showing me this.

#16

@shoobops does Shatters method work for those rare times because you said even task manager couldn’t kill flash.

#17

Or you can always press that o button

#18

Please close
@moderators

 

[Sorry, I only honor close requests from thread creators. OB]

#25

why do want that closed?

#26

I like how @KonKat keeps asking mods to close threads he didn’t make