Rotmg pick-up lines

#42

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<be me
<be rushing to oryx
<mystic blitzes up ahead
<stasis brute in last corridor
<hesitate
<hesitate
<hesitate
<fuckit.jpg
<armor break time
<retreat
<get quiet bomb thrown on me
<dont see it
<feelsbadman.png

#43

I always hesitate because I think that they will come out of stasis when I get close to them.

#44

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Well, you already are in some way? xD

#45

thats exactly what happened kek

#46

I want to enter your hive and drink your honey

I guarantee that will get you slapped by pretty much any woman anywhere :smiley:

#47

Your A.S.S should not be hard as a rock

#48

Are you a white bag? Cause I wanna pick you up :wink:

#49

for future reference, brutes are stasis-immune.

#50

what did you think it was called?

#51

Ay girl, whatā€™s hard and only lasts 6 seconds?

(gonna need someone to reply)

#52

ā€œsex with you?ā€

#53

Is that a wand in your backpack, or are you just pleased to see me?

#54

ā€¦ no, a grum you pervertā€¦

#55

thats not a pick-up line

#56

Just because it doesnā€™t work doesnā€™t mean itā€™s not a pick-up line you pinheaded imbecile.

#57

Just because my computer doesnt drive it doesnt mean it isnt a car.

#58

Just because iā€™m intellectually mutilated and canā€™t make a proper argument doesnā€™t mean iā€™m not Mynamerr.

#59

Exactly.

#60

What!?!?!? No way!!!

#61

Now that is a pick-up line!