And this, children, is why we stand in one of the safe spots when the Horrific Creation starts throwing Blasts.
I apologise for laughing @Boberr u_u
The Death Thread
Seelpit
#804
Brunear
#807
The necromancer received a call from an elderly friend of his. This elderly friend lived near nexus, so she was able to keep herself safe from the evils of Oryxās realm.
āI just got a call from my granddaughter,ā she said, āShe said she was going to send me lunch.ā
āThatās nice,ā said the necromancer, āHow is Lāil Red doing?ā
āIām not sure,ā said his friend, "That call was five days ago. She still hasnāt arrived."
The necromancer scratched his head. Lāil Red was not one to get lost easily.
āCan you set out to find her?ā she asked.
āSure,ā replied the necromancer. He grabbed his staff and magic skull, and set out to find his friendās granddaughter.
The necromancer was skilled in the arts of Dark Magic. He was able to suck the life out of others and claim their souls as his own. Others shunned him, calling him āuseless,ā as they had amassed great wealth and used their wealth to feed pets, making them useful allies in battle. The necromancer hated the taunts and jeers from other people, as his special ability, however impressive, was trivial compared to the power of pets.
A week had gone by. The necromancer had nearly given up on his journey to find his friendās granddaughter. Instead, he decided to slay gods, and travel to the world of sprites. Though his hopes were slim, he anticipated the day he could return to the safety of Nexus.
A particularly normal day had gone on. The necromancer entered a Sprite World, and his fight with the unforgiving Limon was going as usual. An ice sprite crept behind him, and shot its magical slowing shot. At that moment, Limon had decided to end her stationary phase, and she glided towards the necromancer, leaving a frenzy of bullets behind her.
āGet away!ā said the necromancer.
Bam! Ten bullets flew towards the necromancer. He ran as quickly as he could on a sprite conveyor, but to no avail. Feeling death behind him, the necromancer dropped down, and took his last breath.
Perhaps the story might continue in the perspective of the little girlā¦
tl;dr: ice sprites + limon chase phase = death
Gosh, I write too much.
Additional Note:
Iāve had absolutely enough of rebuilding so much. I always get embarrassing and untimely deaths that cost me a LOT. Iāve lost two eps and tons of t5 spells already. I wish I was able to pay money on this gameā¦ Then I would be able to rebuild more easily with another character slotā¦
Edwardidk
#808
It seems to me that you should try a PPE. Also, donāt use whites on unmaxed characters, itās not worth it. And why are you using an astral with a t8 robe anyway?
This is why you run before it chases you xD
Also: HP rings are better than SPD rings 
Edwardidk
#810
I somehow doubt that.
But the guy I was responding to seemed really mad about losing EPs, soā¦
ConsoleMC
#812
You should seriously consider making a thread for your stories. I laughed through them. 
Brunear
#815
Astral with t8 robe? It WAS a ppe.
I lost those eps on a ppe. Iām not mad about losing them. I have a bunch of them in my vault.
I know HP rings are way better than spd rings. I would have used one if I got one.
I ran when it chased me. There was only like fifty ice sprites, and they all slowed me at once.
Also, Console, I might do that if Iām not too lazy.
OYEAGAMING
#817
NOT 1 MINUTE AFTER I MAXED HIM.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!
hopefully I can do this again, just better.
Laserquest
#823
i was clearing the tesla coils in a lab, but the mods overcame me. i would have survive if it werenāt for those confuse bots. 
interesting thing is, i got a flat 500 fame when i died