War Zone


#150

I summon an army of treadmills to scare away these obese, oreo eating fiends.


#151

I spawn 12493875092384750234895723049698724560985098723509867 urgles. You git triggered and die from lag


#152

I respawn and kill your 12493875092384750234895723049698724560985098723509867 urgles(whatever they are :expressionless:) taking me about 9638603 hours to do.


#153

I kill you while ur exhausted with my pure rage from dying on my warrior


#154

i have 69 tacos 69 potatoes and 69 instagram accounts
i win


#155

i summon hungry men to eat ur tacos, mc-donalds employees to fry ur potatos, and… um… Parents to delete ur instagram accounts.
Now I win.


#156

I hire treadmills again to kill ur fat things and memes to kill ur parents


#157

Its physically impossible to hire a machine with no thoughts. The realization sinks into your brain that treadmills do not kill fat things. The fat things overrun ur memes, for they are a meme themselves. Boom.


#158

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