Will you press the button?


#421

No

I can wait for that


Button = wear a bikini and sit on top of the empire state building, streaming live to a kids tv show.

But get £200000 after


#422

sure, thats a great amoutn of money

sell your sould for 10.000$


#423

Nah, have it for free - It will curse you with annoyance

Button = free bikini babes


#424

no. i’m not a perv ;p
you get a present everyday for one year, after that you dont ever get presents ever again. you cant choose the year. its gonna be random.


#425

No its going to be when you’re like 87 the odds are more in that way.

You get any UT you want but will never get a top from any dungeon.


#426

Sure - it’s not like I did anyway


Press the button = Free $200


#427

Sure why not

Increase your loot chance by 100%, meaning double chance for whites, but only lasts for a week. And then you have 50% less chances.


#428

Nah


Press the button = A free carpet from Ikea - but you can no longer eat Swedish meatballs


#429

Sure who eats swedish meatballs

Auto aim but you can’t enter dungeons


#430

Nah


10 free UT’s but you have to lick a foot every time you log on for as long as you play realm


#431

who needs autoaim? messes up so many things like clean tombs and oryx and stuff.
i change my profile picture on January 1st to the original one without the santa hat.


#432

NO i can’t see the screen oh wait just saw the edit. No still disgusting i would prefer to play legit

A random ut but you lose a random item from your vault


#433

No


10 free UT’s but you will never be able to do your sex fetish on your GF irl (assuming you have one)


#434

Uh no why would I do that for some video game (admittedly one I spend a lot of time on)

10 free uTs but you lose one character


#435

Yes!


28472837 UT’s but no more pyjamas


#436

Uh i could just use old clothes yeah

Take 25% more damage but deal 25% more.


#437

Yes - dodging in mh is no different to realm

Press = free tits that follow you round wherever you go


#438

No, everyone would laugh so hard, and you would never get a job.

Quit realm and start playing dota. (hint the answer is yes)


#439

No, I already quit c:


Press = 2 free tits that follow you round wherever you go


#440

No, you already asked this?

Kill scorchmist and get all the UT’s you want, who said there had to be consequences in life.