\r\nDerp of Cronus:<\/b> This legendary dagger was commissioned by a band of super derpy rogues to prove the derpness of the dirk.\r\n \r\nTier:<\/b> Derp Tier\r\nDamage:<\/b> Over 9000 (Average:9001) \r\nProjectile Speed:<\/b> 9001\r\nRange:<\/b> 9001 \r\nStat Bonus:<\/b> +9001 to all stats\r\nFame Bonus:<\/b> 9001% \r\nFeed Power:<\/b>9001 \r\n \r\nDrops From:<\/b> \r\nHobbit mage\r\n