3 Reasons Why

#42
  1. Catalyzes your ADHD
  2. Lets the government in on your life
  3. Vibrates your pocket and gives you embarrassing boners in class

3 reasons why you are scared of the dark

#43
  1. Makes the coats hanging up on ky wardrobe look like figures standing in my room.
  2. I can’t see anything, so it feels eerie and ominous.
  3. Many of my nightmares are dark (I have around 5-6 nightmares a week and they’ve been occurong since I was 5), so it doesn’t help me very well in the real world.

3 Reasons why you’d never drink water again?

#44

wet
clear
splashy

3 reasons u play dis forum game

#45
  1. I’m bored, late at night
  2. Horniness level 0
  3. Forum games can turn out quite fun

3 reasons why I should receive another seal plush ÒwÓ

#46
  1. Because you want another seal plush
  2. Because I want you to have another seal plush
  3. Because I don’t know what a seal plush is and I’m just trying to make up reasons so you get one…

3 Reasons why Redox is an uncultured swine?

#47

His pfp tells us nothing we don’t know, it’s redundant.
He’s only a red star (have to think of something, not into starism though).
He doesn’t know what a seal plush is.

3 reasons why book makes alts

#48

He gets banned.
He gets bored and decides to come back to forums.
He gets banned again.

3 reasons why Heimoli is a book alt?

#49

He said so
He knows about secret Reg stuff
Everyone in the forums is a book alt except you

3 reasons why guitar is the best instrument.

#50

It has a lot of strings
You can play it as you walk around
The chords can sounds really cool if you know what you’re doing

3 reasons why I should go to bed
It’s 3 in the morning, convince me please

#51
  1. Lack of sleep could actually kill you.
  2. Sleeping is the best feeling ever (Fight me).
  3. You don’t want to be tired in the morning.

3 Reasons why you like the Sprite Wand?

#52
  1. It’s a fairly easily obtainable wand that deals good average damage compared to the tier of wands one would have at that point
  2. It has wavy shots!!
  3. dildo

3 reasons why there should be Sinnoh remakes

#53
  1. Because the fans of Sinnoh would be happy that it would be remade.
  2. Because it sounds cool.
  3. Because (once again) I do not know what this is so I’m just giving BS reasons to sound smart ._.

3 Reasons why Attack on Titan shouldn’t be delayed?

#54
  1. It should be delayed. It sucks.
  2. Go watch Seinfeld
  3. The End

3 Reasons I shouldn’t jump off a bridge?

#55
  1. Because the nearest bridge is quite far away.
  2. Because you don’t want to.
  3. Because it’s too much much effort, and you don’t have the energy to jump off bridges right now.

3 Reasons why you dislike dogs?

#56
  1. They’re stupid animals
  2. They poop and shed everywhere
  3. If you get one they’ll probably just jump out into the street and die

3 Reasons why there shouldn’t be another episode of Star Wars?

#57
  1. The last one was half bad.
  2. The producers can’t take criticism.
  3. Disney.

3 Reasons why Michael Bay is a bad director?

#58
  1. The last one was already terrible
  2. I might waste another 15 bucks on seeing it
  3. There might be even more after that

3 reasons why 3 is too high

aww ninjad

#59
  1. Because it smokes too much kush.
  2. Because it’s had a growth spert.
  3. Because it’s hard to come up with a valid 3rd reason why.

3 Reasons why science is stupid?

#60

?? highest speed limit what
wow they just gotta make a lowest temperature
gees why our body gotta exercise to jot get fat uuuuuugh

3 reasons why we should subtly ping @Shatter

#61
  1. hes Shatter
  2. Fish
  3. Shatter Shatter
    3 reasons why we should we die?