First one, decided to go savage and rush in to the Oryx 2 at 10k hp to secure more damage, cloak corrupted on me, and then the rest is history.
Second, I was helping a noob next to me, literally, a friend next to me and he tugged on my keyboard, fml.
Third, I wasn’t paying attention to my health bar, was just chilling along, slaying god after god, until I went a tad bit too upward, and pop*.
Lastly, this one is just sad. 
I forgot to nexus after WC. I left the window open, and welp… some WC crap decided to assassinate an afk fellow. (like always)
Sad life. 4 Unnecessary Deaths in a Nutshell.