A Collection of Original, Underpowered Item Ideas

#41

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#42

i dont get it

#43

The joke went right over your head.
Theyā€™re supposed to be overpowered.
Theyā€™re supposed to be copies of other weapons.
Theyā€™re not meant to be balanced or original at all.

#44

then it should be nerfed

#45

jokes arenā€™t funny if you have explain them, y u do dis :cry:

power has taken the highest parameter possible of each weapon type and put them all on a single weapon for giggles.

the best part of this, in my opinion, is the mashed up sprites and item descriptions. example:

Esbenā€™s Phylacter of Crystal Prejudice

  • has 10 shots because EP has the most shots of the staves
  • does 80-100 damage because phylactery has the highest damage of the staves
  • 110% rof because the jungle crystal staff has the highest rof of the staves
  • range of 9 also because of the jungle crystal staff
  • shots pierce because of the esben staff

EP

crystal

esben

phylactery

the best part is that, as strange as it sounds, itā€™s actually grammatically correct as an item description.
but if you canā€™t handle sarcasm this thread isnā€™t for you

#46

Additionally, I see this as somewhat satirical in nature. There are tons of non-unique and/or overpowered items that posted here and on Reddit regularly.

#47

i meant the gif thing

#48

Itā€™s saying that the joke missed you entirely.

#49

so this is all a troll? i feel scammed

#50

Itā€™s not a troll. Itā€™s a post made for sarcastic, ironic, and satirical humor.

Iā€™m beginning to think, however, that youā€™re the troll in this situation.

#51

wait how? i was serious

#52

how are they under powered?

#53

facepalm

DOUBLE FACEPALM

CRINGE

#54

that was what i was wondering about. seems like they are trying to trick us

#55

I literally just explained the entire thing, how are you not getting this

#56

This looks like something elseā€¦

#57

Yeah, it looks like a mix between Bulwark, Cwand, Geb Wand, and Conduct.

#58

Yes yes, that is definitely what I meant by something elseā€¦

#59

Iā€™m just saying, the color change at the base and shaft, the handle at the end, and the sudden wideness of the tipā€¦

#60

Honestly, it doesnā€™t look phallic to me.