Answer a question, but the answer can't make any sense

#183

You like jazz?

How many times did you watch Bee Movie?

#184

No, Cannibalism is not an art form.

Would hypothetical jesus approve of my ign?

#185

The world is in a perilous state as of 10 March 2018.

How to cook?!

#186

no thank you
would you like some chairs on your mustard?

#187

Turn up the volume please.

How do you pronounce molasses?

#188

Gelatin is not vegetarian! It’s made of cow bones.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

#189

I’m really enjoying all of the QoL updates Deca pushes out.

What’s the tallest building in the world?

#190

I use the bathroom every so often to relieve myself.

Are rusty nails edible?

#191

Welcome to the salty spittoon.

How do I git gud?

#192

Stop telling me to get a cat. I hate cats.

Why are you taking your clothes off???

#193

yes we are technically fish

is this a dream?

#194

Your biological person that carried your person is called your mother.

Happiness?

#195

Yes that does make you gay lol

2+2-3?

#196

Yes, Knight is the most underpowered class and needs a buff.

Pringles or Lay’s?

#197

Murder is illegal in most countries.

Do you enjoy blowing your nose?

#198

I just got mad and threw my chair out the window.

How many years until we end world hunger?

#199

I am not a mad person hehe xd

Do you watch Tyler1?

#200

do you know da wae?

(question AND answer)

#201

Dear Sir:

I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

Prince Alyusi Islassis

 

How much chuck could a chuckwood wood if a chuckwood could wood chuck?

#202

I see your face every time I dream, on every page, every magazine.
So wild, so free, so far from me. You’re all I want, my fantasy.

Where are my manners?