Answer a question, but the answer can't make any sense

#243

9

Seventeen?

#244

Purple.

#245

Stop shaking the tree or the beehive will fall on us dumbass.

Do you watch TV?

#246

42

74?

#247

Honey mustard for everyone!

How do a sex?

#248

minecraft with circles

fuck what?

#249

Sticks and dingleberries!!!

Where did they take my severed foot?

#250

Never eat Pickled Camel-Spider, especially if it’s from Peyton.

Why are octagons so much cooler than trapezoids?

#251

Fine dining and breathing

Is it gay to kiss yo homies gn?

#252

try shutting your computer completely down.

text or call people?

#253

teleportation, of course

Why?

#254

Man, looks like I’m gonna have to stitch my dick back on again. That’s the second time this month.

How are you doing today?

#255

I am dead.

Hows the weather?

#256

I’m lagging really hard

Where do you live?

#257

Mom, the vampire is in my closet again.

Where do we keep the green ooze at?

#258

The car is in the office is as always

what did you ask for your birthday?

#259

Yes, I call clands. No, I don’t sit in the boss room.

Do you have dsylexai?

#260

When i type, my keys jump underneath my fingers form time to time :stuck_out_tongue:

Yes, or no?

#261

Im a Slytherclaw (slytherin + ravenclaw), and i like slytherin

Can you read?

#262

sorry i dont inject alchohol

r u gay?