Answer a question, but the answer can't make any sense

#283

I love men.

Boys?

#284

My imaginary friend just died in a car crash.

Wanna be pokepals?

#285

Honey, quit lighting my underwear on fire, it’s not funny.

How many boats are out in Craig’s harbor?

#286

10000 Pivot jump-cancelled grabs… 50000 perfect ledge-dashes… 20000 of each aerial either L-cancelled or edge-cancelled… 30000 short hop double lasers… 5000 buffered… What? Oh, I’m just practicing my tech skill in order to become Hax$.

Who is Hax$?

#287

It’s actually Craig’s “Marina”.

I love pasta.

Where is your wallet?

#288

I’m hungry.

How friendly are sea cucumbers?

#289

I watched Ready Player One and Black Panther a few nights ago. They were good… although some people like to hate on the book of Ready Player One. ;-;

What’s your favorite movie?

#290

Yellow haze on the horizon. Now I’m gonna switch to Verizon.

Am I the only one who’s cold in here?

#291

Fine, I’ll get out of your closet.

Exclamation point?

#292

SHATTER, Stop watching porn on the bus!!!

Are you hungry?

#293

I dare you to walk up to someone and say “Oh, can you see me?”

Will you walk up to someone and say “Oh, can you see me?”

#294

same

what size number is your pet?

#295

potato o’clock.
Do you like Dim sum?

#296

reeeeee
Do you like :honeybee:?

#297

Bbdeejcicnanaowlcbenenesjndenrkfkfkfdlskdlccrwqpfkfnakwkjejfnxjiwvneapjenfocbqpfjoqnneodkwnfjfnnrjksjs

what about you?

#298

I eat some rice

You like sushi?

#299

Don’t shoot him. We may need him later.

How many ducks are out there?

#300

that’s debatable

instructions were unclear, dick stuck in toastrz. how to remove!

#301

This thread is surprisingly long.

Who would you fight?

#302

Reeeeeeeeee

Reeeeeeeeeee?