Answer a question, but the answer can't make any sense

#504

I haven’t seen your dog but I’ll keep an eye out!
Oh shit, did I leave my keys in the car?

#505

maybe you should take the plane to alaska
Can you find your way back home?

#506

Go forth to victory my communist comrades.
Who is greater? Stalin or Lenin?

#507

Trotsky never would’ve allowed Operation Barbarossa to happen.

Where are you on the political compass?

#508

Die, Capitalist Scum (I live in America myself xd)
Should the mods ban me on realmeye?

#509

My grandma can try better than that.

are you straight?

#510

no my favorite color is red

How tall are you

#511

Ehh, I like pie.

Do you like pie?

#512

I have the :cookie:

Do you also have a :cookie:?

#513

Life has no real meaning.

How much do you play realm?

#514

Yes
What white bag is the best

#515

No! I hate squash

Do you have a cool basement?

#516

I swear, I’ve never seen that woman in my life!
Do you want to build a snowman?

#517

Meh fire is too cold.

Why are you here

#518

I love the smell of lavender

What’s your favorite energy drink?

#519

Uisu has the big gei

Who is the bigger gay? my mom or me?

#520

No, I

What ended in 20xx

#521

Warrior is the best class!

Whats your favorite movie?

#522

Futile; the endless winter shall cover the lands white, its might stretching beyond the horizon!

Now, answer carefully: what bear is best?

#523

Actually potatoes are fruits.
Where did you come from and where did you go?