Answer a question, but the answer can't make any sense


#728

It’s only 3:00 on Mars.

What does?


#729

Time to hit the American (wtf is autosuggestion)

Popcorn or chicken?


#730

Yes.
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything?


#731

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can u shuffle cards?


#732

I used to grant wishes. Now, I’m just a regular forest cry…deity.

Have you ever wanted to wish to that you could one day have been done?


#733

Everytime the earth goes around the sun once, why the fuck do we celebrate.

Are all history books eurocentric?


#734

I think it might be 1 but I don’t know

why do ringularities exist?


#735

Get out me car!

Should abortion be legal or illegal?


#736

Repent like pence in a dollar coin.

Should I exist or not exist?


#737

both

Do you like frogs?


#738

I like turtles.

How many times does it take to reach infinity?


#739

Only brown if you’re doing it wrong.

How do you test for starch in food?


#740

starch is a waste, life is a waste

puppies or kittens (remember, answer can’t make sense mwahahahaha)


#741

Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids is an American animated television series created, produced, and hosted (in live action bookends) by comedian Bill Cosby, who also lent his voice to a number of characters, including Fat Albert himself. Filmation was the production company for the series. The show premiered in 1972[1] and ran until 1985 (with new episodes being produced sporadically during that time frame). The show, based on Cosby’s remembrances of his childhood gang, centered on Fat Albert (known for his catchphrase “Hey hey hey!”), and his friends.[2]

The show features an educational lesson in each episode, emphasized by Cosby’s live-action segments. In addition, at the end of the early episodes, the gang typically gathers in their North Philadelphia junkyard to play a song on their cobbled-together instruments, summarizing the show’s lesson.[2]

why?


#742

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


dogs or cats?


#743

Xaky Waky touches my Sacky

is scorchy borchy into the twerky?


#744

too op

u a marksman, no?

do u now…that interests me…

saying same thing = style

saying same thing = style


#745


#746

no i got the joke.


#747

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do you prefer ice cream or cake?