Answer a question, but the answer can't make any sense

#788

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.”-https://www.grammarly.com/blog/confusing-sentences-actually-make-sense/

Does your mama wear pajamas?

#789

When it feels like complete luck, that’s the s████ flowing through you :3

Are aros aerodynamically aromatic?

#790

Uh, no? I’m pretty sure last time I checked, seals are definitely mammals.

Can a match box?

#791

This is the correct way to prepare fish, yes.

Is a saucepan actually ever used for sauce?

#792

Slimy beans taste like dirty rats.

Suck the juice of my labor off of me!

#793

thats not a question.

Who else would reply by saying “thats not a question”?

#794

That’s not a question.

How did you learn about this game?

#795

My English teacher is the big gay

why cant the answer to a question make any sense?

#796

The mitochondria may or may not be (but probably is not) the command center of the cell.

Do you use reddit?

#797

I use realmeye forums a lot. Thanks for asking.

Have you ever got the big gei?

#798

February 14th, usually referred to as Valentine’s Day, is a date on the Roman Calendar.
Numerous events are celebrated on it, including, but not limited to, Library Lovers Day, National Donor Day, International Book Giving Day, and National Creme-Filled Chocolates Day.

Can we find a solution?

#799

My bday is the most important day which is on February 11th. Wow nice of you to think that.

Whats the best holiday in February for you?

#800

Today, cuz i created my realm account 1 year ago.
Wait the answer isnt supposed to make sense.
My favorite february holiday is the 47th of june

Edit: Wait im supposed to ask a question.
Man i suck at this. Donm’t I?

Edit 2: wait no the 9th will be 1 year of this account HOW CAN SOMEONE POSSIBLY SUCK SO BAD

#801

Lol your supposed to be random about your answers and ask super random questions.

#802

Yes, I do think the question you asked there was phenomenal.

How long before I revolt against the “The question has to make sense” rule and start spewing gibberish everywhere?

#803

Zinc is best element, so you can just shut the hell up.

Why did my vampire’s d*ck turn green again?

#804

In order to correctly revive a thread, make sure your reply is still relevant and on-topic. Additionally, try to implement changes that have occurred during the time period that the thread was till oh god I’m haaving a Dejà Vu

What do you observe when you look…through a mirror?

#805

@Smirror sry for the ping ok maybe not really
 it was necessary

Do you agree?

#806

Disagree bcuz my name isn’t a mirror, it’s a typo that should been image cuz it looked like sorc from rotmg which i saw ppl playing as at the time i discovered the game

#807

In other news, the entire state of Oklahoma is currently for sale for a starting bid of $29.95. Please contact 1-800-R-U-BUYING for more information.

Does the sun exist in alternate dimensions?