Answer a question, but the answer can't make any sense

#868

Mom say its my turn

WHat happened in the realmafia discord server yesterday, that warranted a purge?

#869

I NEED NO SYMPATHY

Whats a question?

#870

Love.

The person below is dumb?

#871

Au contrairité, d’August est un “monat” et l’August est un emperor Romain.

Were you there to witness the victim of a sickness?

#872

BECAUSE I’M EASY COME, EASY GO, LITTLE HIGH, LITTLE LOW.

What did you eat for dinner yesterday?

#873

I have thought about this question long and hard, and have arrived at the answer of 78.

Is now an excellent time for you to eat marshmallows?

#874

ANYWAY THE WIND BLOWS DOESNT REALLY MATTER, TO MEEEE, ToOo me.

Are you in vacation rn?

#875

Yes,you are positive for stage 5 leukemia
How do you make scrambled eggs?

#876

MAAAAMA

On a scale of 1-10, how excited are you for MotMG?

#877

Green

Toaster bath or rope neck?

#878

JUST KILLED A MAN

Snek, nope rope, or danger noodle?

#879

Commit not breath

21,69?

#880

Hem hem.

Do you know the muffin man?

#881

PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD, HOLD MY TRIGGER NOW HE’S DEAD

Do you have a gaming headset?

#882

I’m a dove,

Are you in love?

#883

Good and bad are words that don’t mean anything, beyond a certain threshold of mortal consideration. There’s a different scale I’ve come to understand. Another dichotomy that’s less… emotional, I guess? Consider, instead of the word “good,” using the word “essential.” And what exists at the opposite polarity from essential is… Something that is best not to contemplate.

when exactly is the point of no return?

#884

MAMAAAA

Are my answers getting annoying yet?

#885

Life had just begun, but now I’ve gone and thrown it all away

Yeet?

#886

MAMAAAAA, OOOOOHHH

Damnit why’d u steal my thing?

#887

Nothing I say makes cents.

Does it do?