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#1068

You could probably nerf it down to 2/6 instead of 3/9. They’re basically discount giants, anyway.

Is there an unspecified number of rodents in your house?

#1069

I always grind them real good, but they still end up too chunky.

What’s your preferred cacao percentage in chocolate?

#1070

I like walking to my friends house cuz I’m lazy, but ok

Is pizza your favorite food?

#1071

You’d think so, but then I said “No, that’s why I had to use my 3rd toe!”. Anyway, that just about sums up the time I accidentally tattooed Jeff Bezos’ shiny, shiny head.

Has anyone here ever looked at a skunk whilst thinking ‘Yee’? Serious answers only please :slight_smile:

#1072

Serious.

Have you ever tried a disguise?

#1073

Only with grapes.

Now for my question:
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#1074

Considering the impact this would have on the stock market I don’t think that would be a good idea. But sometimes only half a glass of milk is needed.

Why do birds fly?

#1075

So that the flies don’t have to bird, of course.

What should I do to deal with a long and annoying commute?

#1076

Its sad, but not the sad sad, I mean its sad sad but the sad is good not sad bad sad, sad good sad

Do you like milk?

#1077

kicks Orsome in shins

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#1078

Yes, I do. I love Pie. And π too, come to think of it.

Which ring of hell will you end up in?

#1079

You can have spiders in your room, there will be a king and probably an entire village in mine.

:cat2:?

#1080

Sorry, you’re just not qualified enough!

Is fear the best way to control people?

#1081

You move the queen in D3, you sacrifice and checkmate with your rook.

How many white bags you got ?

#1082

“What”

What?

#1083

I didn;t know that he was a stand user.

How do I obtain a nuclear weapon?

#1084

Yes.

Why?

#1085

This thread has no point to it whatsoever.

How the crap is this still alive?

#1086

No.

Who?

#1087

Dr. Fauci.

What?