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#123

The battle of Gettysburg

What is your favorite candy bar?

#124

I don’t really like spaghetti, sorry.

What’s the best MMO?

#125

super happy about my dead parents birthday!

are fingers light and fluffy when fried in butter?

#126

Dont cheat on your math test, not worth it.

What color are your eyes?

#127

Brexit.

When does Summer break start?

#128

I like to read books.

Care for some black plague?

#129

I like my tacos hot
Can you see this red dot?

#130

Purple isn’t a color of the rainbow, but 7 is a skittle flavor.

Is my name Kevin?

#131

I’m pretty sure you don’t own a horse.

Am I stalking you?

#132

Yes, I really like apples!

Does the moon orbit the sun?

#133

As much as the sun orbits the moon

Why can’t earth be flat.

#134

That’s right, I got a jugg.

Why am I even wastin my time on this thread?

#135

Go back home dog

why wont my dad stop giving me bowls of salad

#136

My name Jeff

What color is my water bottle?

#137

Hi. I’m _______(Inserdsjafkjnkewnkj namaiufdsfjkwan daffkjenfkwere)

AHHH! SOMEONE HELP ME!

#138

My toothbrush is green.

Somebody want to call me?

#139

I finally got my PC back! For real, I actually did. No more crashes, hopefully.

Will a +2 EQ from a 31 IV, 252+ EV Krookorok take out a +1 31 IV, 248+ EV in Def and 31 IV, 252 EV in HP Glaceon?

#140

Oh God… NO! The iguanas came back! Help!

Is that a good idea?

#141

It means you’re fired, Steve.

Say, five zebras, six cows, or twenty-one to the power of twelve fungi?

#142

I would prefer soup over salad.

How did WWII end?