Answer a question, but the answer can't make any sense

#143

Click send
Does glass bend?

#144

Since you are too up and a down, you is a pro ton.

Why am I poor.

#145

I think the magic spoon might be evil.

Can you destroy France for me real quick?

#146

I can eat a ladybug for you as well!

Can you turn on the light, please?

#147

I hide my apartment key under my doormat, just fyi.

How many times does 19 go into 56,478?

#148

One more time baby

If someone gets hit by a bus and the bus gets hit by a train, does the train have babies?

#149

I actually once mixed Coca Cola with Pepsi, releasing an eldritch horror. Luckily, I wasn’t actually there.

Do you disgust Nevov?

#150

Shatter ate a ball of fire

What is your favorite kind of writing instrument?

#151

I can’t seem to make a huntress with good stats either.

Why can’t moderators close this post?

#152

shit the fuck off

why cant @Shatter have a drinking contest with @Tauntauned

#153

I would rather them eat a burger first.

Should I go to bed?

#154

My favorite food is lead.
Should I drop dead?

#155

Umm…I think the correct term is midget trees, not bushes.

Can I get about tree fiddy?

#156

Bananas are my favorite fruit.

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?:thinking:

#157

He should break down a house.

How long can I survive without food?

#158

A crate of fish.

Can pineapples float?

#159

eggs float when they’re old

favorite card game?

#160

Horses eat leaves.

Is Tesla a conspiracy out to destroy the world?

#161

shut up get out of my room

isnt minecraft a sex tape?

#162

Yes, I am currently in your basement.

When will the life I back-ordered on amazon get here?