April fools 2019 new items


#1

I made 3 items that i think could be fun in april fools 2019

Rawr Steak

New Piskel(44)

It appears to be a T-bone steak cut straight from the Giant Oryx Cow

Stats:

  • Tier: UT
  • Type: Wand
  • Range: 6
  • Shots: 1
  • Damage: 45
  • Stat Bonus: -5 SPD
  • Special properties: None
  • Fame Bonus: 1
  • Feed Power: None

Drops From:

  • Giant Oryx Cow

More info

i thought to myself that for april fools 2019 deca could add a new enemy because only farming oryx chickens is boring however i want to spice things up by adding a Giant Oryx Cow which replaces O2 (it is just a reskin)

Medium Rare Rib-eye Steak

New Piskel(42)

Attack enemies with a hot fresh off the pan medium rare steak, the best way to cook a steak.

Stats:

  • Tier: UT
  • Type: Wand
  • Range: 6
  • Shots: 1
  • RoF: 444%
  • Damage: 15
  • Stat Bonus: +2 SPD +2 DEF +2 VIT
  • Special properties: Shots pierce through armor
  • Fame Bonus: 2
  • Feed Power: 1000

Drops From:

  • Tinkerer
  • For the April Fools event in the events tab you can turn in a WELL DONE STEAK and a rawr steak to obtain the Medium Rare Steak

WELL DONE STEAK

New Piskel(43)

It looks… How do i put this… Burnt and dry, does anyone actually eat this?

Stats:

  • Tier: UT
  • Type: Wand
  • Range: 6
  • Shots: 3
  • Arc Gap: 5
  • RoF: 500%
  • Damage: 1
  • Stat Bonus: -5 SPD -5 VIT -2 DEF
  • Special properties: Shots pierce through enemies
  • Fame Bonus: 1
  • Feed Power: None

Drops From:

  • Giant Oryx Cow

Steak n Potato Dinner

(NO SPRITE)

(i didn’t even attempt to make a sprite i tried and it never looked moderately ok so i’m not even gonna try)

It’s delicious, full of protein and it doesn’t make your pets fat!

Stats:

  • Tier: Pet Food
  • Feed Power: 3500

Drops From:

  • Tinkerer
  • Combine Medium Rare Steak, Potato (On april fools drops 1/5 chance from mbc if you reach sb)

More info

i tried to make a sprite and it made me want to suicide.


PT #5 Cnidarian Reef
#2

Rawr xD


#3

ye


#4

AHHH LAGG CENTRAL. :smiley: Love it


#5

The well one steak will literally do 0 damage on enemies with 1 def. Here’s a dps graph of all your vanity items here

As you can see, the medium rare steak would actually be a viable wand If you can’t get a cwand.

The Uncooked steak has more damage than lethargic sentience, but not enough to be useful

The well done steak is utterly useless, doing 0 dps on monsters with more than 0 def. You are supposed to be able to kill monsters with vanity items, just very slowly.

Overall, I think you didn’t plan out the dps.


#6

They are vanities, meant for trolls and stuff, not really meant as a serious dps weapon lol. He can buff the weapons but they won’t really be vanities anymore


#7

Can this please be implemented in the game, it might get me to eat more often


#8

What if you’re a vegetarian like me? Can we get a microwaved veggie burger as well?


#9

Why does this remind me of Minecraft


#10

i mean that’s the joke the well done steak is supposed to be bad it’s cooked well done


#11

do make it do at least 6 damage so at damage above 6 it will do 1 damage per shot


#12

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