Arkie and Cutie back?

#27

[Done. OB]

 

[Ummm…no. OB]

 

[Hey, leave 캔디씨 alone! OB #candybill4eva]

#28

hey i didn’t put an @ in my post! fake quote fake news #NOTMYOB

#29

hahahahah

#30

just in case anyone doesnt know it:
this and the ~50 posts after that
(the entire thread is a good read btw)

#31

thank god i came too late to be shipped

#32

image
I’m sorry what?

The General Chat Thread
#33

You didnt know!? :worried:

#34

even by pokemon logic, that statement is inaccurate and confusing. candyshi is clearly a male pikachu in that picture, female pikachu have differently shaped tails. also, pokemon don’t get pregnant, they have eggs. it’s kind of weird.

#35

for all you know, candyshi is just a ditto

#36

Image result for ditto pikachu
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no

#37

still doesn’t explain the eggs thing. dittos don’t get pregnant either.

#38

The only reason it’s REALLY weird is because Pokemon that are obviously humanoid (like gardevoir or machamp) have eggs

Small mammals having a eggs is not so weird

#39

Hey we are an credited news outlet thank you

#40

Maybe he ate something that was pregnant
And the fetus survived

#41

and clearly news outlets are never incorrect!

#42

FAKE NEWS?!
clearly fake news, no credited news outlet refers to themselves as such!
#fakenews #cantreethecandyshi #notmytauntaunted

#43

You know by how @Xaklor is trying to discredit my journalism could be it be he is the father to this mystery child??

starts to write the next edition

#44

wait a minute… is this the rise of the next great forum drama?
perhaps we need another regular ama to facilitate it!

#45

digital entities cannot sire spawn either.

I think you need to work on your journalism skills a bit, or at least your biology.

#46

True journalism, like shitposting, does not require you know anything.

Like shitposting, you just facepalm your keyboard and see what comes out.