oh yeah like how @solosen said, the joke part with watermelons is funny because he has to stick it up his butt. if the cannibul told him, he must have been dumb to get watermelons. basically, its a surprise
Bad jokes
They say Santa likes cookies and milk right.
Does that mean his favorite cereal is cookie crisp?
Roast beef sandwiches and coffee to keep me awake when I deliver presents to children all around the world.
I caught my wife having sex with my best friend.
So I rolled up a newspaper and told him he was a bad boy.
Are offensive jokes allowed here? (Donât click if youâre easily offended.)
What's the difference between a trailer full of bowling ball and a trailer full of dead babies?
You canât unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
You'd think the Catholic church would be in favor of condoms...
Less DNA evidence.
Why won't Monica Lewinsky vote for Hillary Clinton?
The last Clinton Presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many dead children does it take to power a lightbulb?
Welp apparently more than 42 because my basement is still dark.
Four years ago, I found a dusty old lamp. Naturally, I decided to open it. Out popped, wait for it, a genie. He offered me three wishes. However, theres was one condition. âFor whatever you wish, your worst enemy will recieve two times the treatmentâ
Well, of course, there were a lot of things that I wanted. However, first, I wanted a nice a billion dollars. Well, of course, I got a bank note the next day saying that some random wealthy person had decided to anonymously move a billion dollars to my account. However, before the end of the day, I met my nemesis who was talking about how he had gotten two billion dollars from a wealthy donor.
Next, I decided that I have always wanted a nice Ferrari. Next thing you know, a wealthy donor had given me a beautiful black ferrari. I was the happiest person in the world. Until my nemesis showed up and laughed claiming that he had managed to get two Ferraris.
The next day, I went up to the genie and told him, âYou know. Iâve always wanted to donate a lungâ
any record-setting wildfire will do more than 5 million dollars, which is approximately 10 houses in California.