Bad jokes

#247

give a man a plane ticket, they will fly for the rest of the day.
push a man off a plane, they will fly for the rest of their life.

#248

what does a guy says when he sees a doku in trade?
ken i have that?

#249

no
(as in doku no ken)

#250

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

#251

r/rotmg

#252

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a night.
Light a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

#253

what if i have a large bucket of water in case he’s on fire?

#254

this one’s a lil’ racist… so if you cant handle racism dont read

Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

#255

U stole that right off Reddit xd

#258

Jews aren’t a race so the joke isn’t racist…

#259

Why doesn’t Frankenstein’s monster masturbate?
Because he doesn’t want to touch another guy’s dick.

#260

how do u get two whales in a car?

you start in England and drive west

#261

There is a Jewish race and a Jewish religion.

#262

You can’t run through a camp site.
You can only ran, because its past tents.

#263

My favorite things to say when it’s time to leave:
“Let’s make like a baby and head out.”
“Let’s make like horse droppings and hit the road!”
“Let’s make like donkey herders and move our asses”
“Let’s make like a factory fire and burn rubber.”
“Let’s make like a tree and leave.”

#264

[Insert laughter]

#265

See I wanted to spend a night in the pokemon tower, but my friend had such a Gastly experience in there, he advised against it.

#266

Is it OK to hate certain races?
Try as I might I just can’t get myself to like the 200 meter dash.

#267

No
It’s not

#268

gettin double meaning vibes from this lol