Bad jokes


#269

Oh my gosh how did I miss that joke entirely?


#270

@XxryanxX

okeh dad


#271

What?


#272

You may’ve not been present in yesterdays antics with @ihatejewss. He’s banned now, but was quite annoying and aggressive for the time he was present.


#273

I was present. I just didn’t get it.

I’m always present :^)


#274

lol I usually dont like pings
but this one was worth it


#275

can i see some of these posts?


#276


here you go


#277

No, you can’t, Doc deleted them all.

It was basically just him repeating “lmao k y s u noob Jew go back to Auschwitz” in every thread he came across. He got some threads to be temporarily closed by the system because of the sheer amount of flags he received.

(Apparently Realmeye doesn’t let you write k y s without spaces)


#278

oof
wait which threads


#279

I don’t remember, sorry.


#280

x24.0.0 magic woods patch, national pigs day WIP event, etc.
and also made his own threads (about 3~5 of them) and they ended up in whine cellar :confused:


#281

Confucius says, that it is good to meet girl in park…
…but it better to park meat in girl


#282

boi


#283

Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of luck, they find a magic genie lamp.

The genie grants each of them one wish.

The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish granted.

The second guy wishes the same. Wish granted.

The third guy says, "It feels very lonely here now, I wish my friends were with me…” Wish granted.


#284

Why does nobody like rotten egg jokes?
Because it’s a bad yolk


#285

A pirate walks into a bar with steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, “Is that a wheel?” The pirate says “Aye, and it’s drivin’ me nuts!”


#286

a pregant woman lapses into a coma. she awakens and frantically calls for her doctor. “You had twins, a boy and a girl,” he says, “your brother named them.” Oh, no, the new mother thinks. He’s an idiot. Expecting the worst, she asks, “What’s the girl’s name?” “Denise,” the doctor says. Not bad, she thinks. I guess I was wrong about him. “And the boy?” “DeNephew.”


#287


cool-sign-snow-assembly-snow-man


#288

New Ordered Player Experience?
How about NOPE.