How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb hast to want to change.
Bad jokes
Ilikzerice
#371
A gang of midget burglars broke into a butchers but fled empty handed.
It seems the steaks were too high.
Laserquest
#372
if queen elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, then the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
noble gases should have no reaction
Ilikzerice
#377
guys i have an announcement but i dont know how to edit the first post it wont let me so…
THE QUALITY OF OUT JOKES ARE GOING UP
this s̶u̶b̶ thread is supposed to be bad jokes. i am talking about jokes your retarded son told you on the way to work. we need jokes that make no sense. we need poetry disguised as bad joke that no one understands. guys, we literally need to break the fabric of the universe with our horrible humor (humour???)
so please make your jokes unintelligible
i’ll start us off!
Q: ssdich soaiufh skadhigh?
A: a losadhdf ghjkas!
^(epitome of homur if you 10 iq nerds didnt understand and no that is not someone having a stroke)
wait shit i have ap tests tmr i guess this is the end of announcement
also /s lol
AKLDragon
#379
The opposite of in jokes.
Duh.
Heres a joke though.
Why are friends like trampolines?
I always wanted a trampoline 
HorusKane
#380
I posted that months ago
why am I getting replied too
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BlueBoa
#381
How did the people find out Princess Diana had dandruff?
___________
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove-compartment
AKLDragon
#382
2 muffins are in the oven. One turns to the other and says “Wow, it’s hot in here.” The other muffin screams “Aaaaahh! A talking muffin!!”
AKLDragon
#383
In Case of Fire, Use Stairs
That’s right, pick up the stairs and beat out fire. Problem solved!
Be a Smart Feller, Not a Fart Smeller
Laserquest
#385
today one of my friends told me i often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space.
it was an incredibly hurtful this to say and it completely ruined our bath